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Spooky 1987

Spooky 1987

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#185
Sep 1, 2004
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#185
Less talk more ass. Preferably x gfs, x wives, mothers, daughters, sisters, cuzzos, nieces, or board sluts.

In The Killing Field I Run With My Steel
Better Recognize A Warrior For Real

No Scar On Your Soul - When You Fight On Like A True Psycho
 
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Homeless J

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#192
Jan 31, 2003
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This one was a real doozy. Hit it, split it, quit it and forgetted it in the summer of '02. My crack goggles assisted heavily (haha get it? heavily? because she's a humongous bitch?) in allowing me to fuck this, plus all she wanted in return was a grand slam breakfast at Denny's and I ended up dine and dashing anyway. She tragically did not make it, she got up, waddled ten feet, tripped, fell and that Denny's is no longer around, it's now a crater in the earth. RIP.



THREE WAY ACTION. I stuffed a fistful of frenchfry in the girl in red dental floss's mouth and proceeded to fuck it. It was very mushy and enjoyable. I busted a nut in her gaping maw and it made mashed potatoes.



Damn. I'm really not proud of that one. Really, really, really not proud. I lost my pinky ring in its ass, went digging around for it and found the keys to a 1976 Pinto and a half eaten order of carne asada fries.

Really, really, really not proud of that one.



GARY FUCKIN BUSEY. Do you know why he really has a steel plate in his head? It's not because of a bike accident. Why would falling off a bike give you a cock-shaped hole in your head?
 
TaxMan

TaxMan

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#194
Jun 8, 2004
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Homeless J said:


This one was a real doozy. Hit it, split it, quit it and forgetted it in the summer of '02. My crack goggles assisted heavily (haha get it? heavily? because she's a humongous bitch?) in allowing me to fuck this, plus all she wanted in return was a grand slam breakfast at Denny's and I ended up dine and dashing anyway. She tragically did not make it, she got up, waddled ten feet, tripped, fell and that Denny's is no longer around, it's now a crater in the earth. RIP.



THREE WAY ACTION. I stuffed a fistful of frenchfry in the girl in red dental floss's mouth and proceeded to fuck it. It was very mushy and enjoyable. I busted a nut in her gaping maw and it made mashed potatoes.



Damn. I'm really not proud of that one. Really, really, really not proud. I lost my pinky ring in its ass, went digging around for it and found the keys to a 1976 Pinto and a half eaten order of carne asada fries.

Really, really, really not proud of that one.



GARY FUCKIN BUSEY. Do you know why he really has a steel plate in his head? It's not because of a bike accident. Why would falling off a bike give you a cock-shaped hole in your head?
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