Blacks: Why can't you guys fight one on one, mano a mano? Too much bark.
Mexicans: Why do cholos shave their heads when they have some nasty ass scared up scalps and weenie rolls on the back of their necks?
Asians: Why do all the women work at nail salons?
Whites: Why are all your women, whores?
Another one for the Asians: Why the fuck do all you fools go to Super Sergio's Taco Shop in National City? Respect cabrones, respect!