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Deep Thought

Deep Thought

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HOGGLIFE, Roxann, Roxann wants you to be her man! BKA Roxy around these parts, Roxann is funny and a good cook. An excellent chalk wine maker, she is full of suprises! Currently serving 3 years for pimping herself out in a School Zone, Roxy now enjoys shitting in front of her cellmates, and watching really out of date movies in the common room. She is non-muslim and a chainsmoker. You two will be great!



Roxann-2163H
 
Deep Thought

Deep Thought

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May 21, 2002
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Ah, iaoish my good man. Traci is looking for a might righteous ol' bloke like yerself. When prowling the web Traci is aka Mrs. Twi$ted to us. No stranger to online relations, she used to work with Amanda bka MissFit until the infamous "donkey incident" left her with one arm sheared off at the shoulder. Thankfully the missing limb was replaced with an old bicycle kickstand and she is making a full recovery (of course you will receive a 25% disscount). After a failed career in amputee porn she sold drugs to minors until she was caught. Traci can't wait to meet you!




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Deep Thought

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May 21, 2002
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So you like 'em "busty," eh BornSin? Well I think we got just the gal for you. Corina aka Miz X RaiDeD is a very voluptuous half n half number that just signed up for our services. Corina has a nice pair of jublies and we hear the rest of her is good to go as well. Locked up for welfare fraud and urinating on small farm animals two years ago, Cori will be released very soon. She is an superb dancer and dynamic pole smoker. Multi cultured, she is able to say "what's up?" and "fuck you a-hole!" in both Spanglish and Ebonics! Happy dry humping my friend!



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Wow Deep Thought! I'm glad you finally decided to hire me for your dating service. I wouldn't know what to do without you! :rolleyes:
 
iaoish

iaoish

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Mrs. Twi$ted said:
Wow Deep Thought! I'm glad you finally decided to hire me for your dating service. I wouldn't know what to do without you! :rolleyes:
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We where made for eachother honey come here and give me sum love




hahaha DT you're too funny hahaha
 
Deep Thought

Deep Thought

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May 21, 2002
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I have searched my database and determined that Tha Schizo is a perfect match for the beautiful Heather! Posting as ~d~ on the www, Heather is the mother of nine. It would have been ten had her uterus not fallen out last Fall. Jailed for stalking Bizzy Bone (again) just this last year, Heather is looking forward to getting out of the big house and getting her old job back as a jizz mopper at Suzie's Adult Movie Theater. When shown a pic of The Schizo, she gave it one and a half thumbs. "It would have been two full thumbs up," she tells us "if not for that pit bull attack 2 years ago. But Bizzy's guard dog was only trying to do his job." she says, "No hard feelings."




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Deep Thought

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May 21, 2002
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|GOD|||ZILLA| your wish is our command! Sergeant Hustle, better known as Tiffany to us here at Casa de Thought, is a proud recovering alcoholic and former automechanic. After getting busted for running an illegal cockfighting pit and raising lamas without a permit, she ended up with us. Here she leads morning Tai Chi classes and is the head dirty magazine hander-outer. Good luck my friend and tell your friends!



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Deep Thought

Deep Thought

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May 21, 2002
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Roxy said:
Hey, DT, how did U get my pic??!!
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Here at Casa de Thought we do all our homework!
Mrs. Twi$ted said:
Wow Deep Thought! I'm glad you finally decided to hire me for your dating service. I wouldn't know what to do without you!
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Another satisfied customer!
Daveyboy said:
why i get the fat chick...
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Your profile said you liked 'em thick. Sorry, no refunds but, I can set you up with a new date though.
 
Deep Thought

Deep Thought

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May 21, 2002
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Right this way Mr. SHEA your Gold Member Playa card sends you strait to the top! Our top notch thoroughbred, Cher, is primed and ready to go. Once a prolific webqueen posting under the nic SheenNicole, Cher has turned away from a life of midget porn and credit fraud. Hoping to manage her very own Trailer Park themed amusement park one day, she toils away at in-prison business classes. "I want to have rides like The Camero Twirlee, Mullet Falls, Double Wide Weezer, and No Dental Plan Mountain." Here's to the future SHEA!



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May 21, 2002
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While your credit card was revoked WiCkEd, fear not, I'm going to hook you up with something out of our "Scratch & Dent". Ah yes, here we go...Wic' meet Linda aka Mizz Dojia. I'm sure an avid Laker fan like yourself will appreciate her fine Shaquesqe form. Linda used to travel from McDonalds to McDonalds dressed as Grimace to the delight of little children everywhere. That is until she decided to eat one or two of them. But we think she is coming along fine now and we were finally able to rid her of that awful BO problem too. I think you will be most satisfied.



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Deep Thought

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May 21, 2002
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Yet another Laker fan, eh? Well it looks as if LIL CEEZ MAKIN GEEZ didn't make quite enough to cover the last bill. Therefore it is off to the "Scratch & Dent" for you as well. Let's see here...yes yes, here we go...CEEZ meet Jeania. AKA Jazzysmom, Jeania was arrested for cooking crank out of a rented U-HAUL and assault and battery against an elderly person. The latter stemmed from an incident where she chased, captured, and held down a mall cop, then proceded to shit on his chest while screaming "First Degree Rules!". That was 6 years ago. Today she is a trustee and head toilet maid. So long and thank you for coming.



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First the fuck off chicken legs is not the girl i requested. But damn old girl got a bachelor's in nursing. Respect that. How the fuck do you find out what they did to get in the joint?

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