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May 21, 2002
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Ah, for Mr. 45Yr Old Virgin I have specially selected the very sweet Angela. Formerly a professional "Shirly" from "Good Times" impersonater, Angie is a fun person to be around and she's very outgoing. Shank free since 1988, I think you two will get along just fine. You may even spot her online pounding out bad takes under the guise of MissFit.



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Swell choice MiZnKoNsPiQuOz! You have selected the sexy Maltida aka Locahontas. Jailed for drowning 12 puppies in a potato sack last summer, Matty, now enjoy's red jello and long walks around the yard. This tender, sweet, sex symbol and you should hit it off just fine. But remember, no sharp objects or contraband are allowed on the first visit.



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I have heard your cry for help young Juan Million and now I have hand picked your ideal mate. Serving a 3 year bid for writing bad checks at K-Mart and beating down a former school teacher, Norma is intelligent, ambitious, and enjoys life. Save for a few shank scars, her body is fantastico. I think you two will get along just fine. You may also bump into her online as BOMBSAC.



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Daveyboy, for you I have picked out May. A lovely dame and ex-porn star. She doesn't mind homely men and having all your own teeth is not a necessity, you are her soulmate! Arrested by the fashion police last year for trying to bring back airbrushed pants all by herself, May is doing fine now. She enjoys working in the prison kitchen and browsing online under the nic of Sweet916.



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Glad I could help you BIG J, Carole bka Mobbin Shawty, has been in the wings for a very long time and is just itching to pour all her love inside some strapping young lad like yourself. Set for release in '04 after serving consecutive life terms for killing her ex-husband and jilted lover, Carole now enjoys washing underpants and finger painting with her own bodily fluids. Thanks and good luck!



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Using her family disscount, Poetic Chocolate has selected the talented Amanda aka MOSA. Mandy came to us last November as an ex-lap dancer turned online beastiality performer. Fataly shooting her manager after a routine donkey show went horribly wrong, Mandy is now serving a two year bid. With your common interest in collecting used Jake Steed condoms, I think you two are a match made in heaven! Happy shagging from all of us at Casa de Thought!



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Dear RAVAGE has made an excellent decision in Brenda. Better known as HotCarolinaBabe while surfing the web, Brenders like's doublewides and burning herself with cigarettes while reading the morning funnies. Arrested in 1999 for ripping the tags off matresses and urinating in public, Brenda is fully rehab'd and ready start aknew. You two look great together!



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