Wait...did the Italian Mafia kill anyone?
Here in Germany a lot of places won't let you in if you're American.
I couldn't get into a club in Spain because I was dressed like an American. I was walking down the street at about 5 am when these four bomb ass Spanish girls were sitting on the sidewalk drinking some cheap ass liquor. Me and my buddies followed them in a cab, paid about 30 euros, got to this club at about 7 am, and they wouldn't let us in because "we were dressed like Americans". And the girls were already inside. Fuck. One girl looked like a cross between Penelope Cruz and Pocahontas and I wanted to let her have sex with me.