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NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY...
WESTPORT....DOESNT LIKE ME..
I CANT EVER GET INTO ANY CLUBS IN THAT SORRY ASSS PLACE..
ONCE...I SOMEHOW GOT INTO "AMERICAS PUB"..
AND THEY (BOUNCERS) FOLLOWED ME THE WHOLE NIGHT..
AND TOLD ME ABOUT 13X'S....."TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT, OR LEAVE"..
THATS WHEN I JUST SAID..."FUCK WESTPORT"..
5000
WESTPORT....DOESNT LIKE ME..
I CANT EVER GET INTO ANY CLUBS IN THAT SORRY ASSS PLACE..
ONCE...I SOMEHOW GOT INTO "AMERICAS PUB"..
AND THEY (BOUNCERS) FOLLOWED ME THE WHOLE NIGHT..
AND TOLD ME ABOUT 13X'S....."TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT, OR LEAVE"..
THATS WHEN I JUST SAID..."FUCK WESTPORT"..
5000
I love westport.....but maybe it's because i'm white and in with the preppy crowd.
I stay away from America's Pub...that place is fucking horrible.
So is Johnny Dare's....i choose to stay far away from white trash as I can.
Its usually Harpos then goto Kelly's or Cactus Cafe.....depending on the mood.
I go there......a lot.
Infact I was just down there for quarter draws at Harpos on tuesday night and I'm sure I will return tomorrow night or saturday.
I stay away from America's Pub...that place is fucking horrible.
So is Johnny Dare's....i choose to stay far away from white trash as I can.
Its usually Harpos then goto Kelly's or Cactus Cafe.....depending on the mood.
I go there......a lot.
Infact I was just down there for quarter draws at Harpos on tuesday night and I'm sure I will return tomorrow night or saturday.
Harpo's quarter draw nights are amazing... they are thursday in columbia but they dont even have them in st louis which sucks!
if you want that go to the big bang on the landing.... tons of em there..
CyrusTheVirus said:
Don't you just love poachin on patricks patcherlorettes 
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I'd definatly have to go with JL on this one, although I don't believe Westport to be near the yuppie crowd as The Plaza. I'm white and I feel strange walking in to some of those bars Plaza or Westport. It just seems like a bunch of people with a lot of money or a bunch of clowns who want to act like they do. Neither are for me. I try to find places that house to all walks of people, only its hard to find'em, especially ones that are actually worth going to. I do usually enjoy hittin up the Velvet Dog though, always pretty chill and laid back......
ok...let me give you a example...of 1 of the nights i didnt get in...anywhere..
here goes..
to start off i wear Jeans (name brand shit) nothing another guy isnt wearing, usually find me in a Ecko shirt (red), and my shoes...(phat farm) with..the fat white laces..
....hair combed back...
i wear glasses most of the time..
and I rock a Chain...
..ok..
walked up to Americas Pub (girl wants to go..and we were with some folks from outta town)..
after standing in line for 30-35 min...in the cold..
its our turn..
Bouncer: Let me see everyones ID (mind you, im not tryin to make eye contact cause I cant ever get in this place)
Me: here my ID
Bouncer: Man i dont think we can let you in tonight
Me: Why? man, we been in line for like 1/2 an hour/
Bouncer: well, dude, your clothes are too baggy.
Me: come on dude you cant be for real (thinking he just let "todd" in with his skater lookin ass)
Me: look man, my girl really wants to get in here, these folks are from outta town...I..(interrupted)
bouncer: sorry man, no can do...
Next spot...Cactus Cafe...(one Nick said)
Me: heres my ID
Bouncer: Man your gonna have to tuck that chain in, to get in here..
Me. (tucking chain in) Its cool dude,...no probl...(interupted)
Bouncer: (calls another bouncer)..."Kevin"
Me: (bout to walk in)......
Bouncer #1 : Ay, Man Ima have Kevin pat you down before you get in...
Bouncer #2: come over here please...
Me: this is a little ridiculous man, you aint pat anyone else down before me..
Bouncer #2: (Patting me down)....well Ese...sometimes we do this..
Bouncer #1 : Well you know what...know that i think about it...your wearing tennis shoes, you cant get in.
Me: (really pissed) man, fuck both you ...
try #3...Harpos..(another place Rich Nick said)..
Bouncer: (asking my girl) who is all in your group?
My girl: oh ...us 5....(pointing at us)..
Bouncer (to my girl) : Is He (pointing at me) in your group?
My girl: Yea...why? is there a problem?..
Bouncer: well...uh..hang on....walks off to get manager (or someone important i guess)
Other guy : sorry folks, we are almost full.....no more people gettting in tonight..
....moral of the story..
Fuck westport..
..
now heres another story...
for..."Luckys"...(off of Johnson Dr. In Kansas)...
mind you i would never go to these places on a normal basis...cause i know the type of people they hold...and want..
so im supposed to meet someone at this place Lucky's...(sometimes...Lucky's bouncers are same ones from WestPort clubs...which doesnt help me)..
this night really pissed me off....to were i wont even fuck wit the place anymore...
...before showing up i was listening to the radio...and 95.7 was there...and they said..."Free to get into Luckys tonight"...come down here...blah blah..blah..
ok..
this night...
Im wearing...
Black Jeans, Ecko t-shirt, and i was wearing my Lugz (carmel) color....
there are 3 bouncers...
Bouncer #1: Id ..?..
me: here...(gave it to him)..
Bouncer #2: you here with anyone?..
Me: Im supposed to be meeting some friends here tonight..
Bouncer #1: its gonna be $5 to get in...
Me: dude jsut said on the radio..."Its free to get in"..?
Bouncer #1: well....He lied..
Me: come on man....I cant believe that..
Bouncer #2whispers to Bouncer #1 while i call my friends inside)
Me: (on the phone) ay, did they charge you to get in?
friend: No....they chargin you?
Me: yea man, these white motherfuckers are trippin on me...
friend: ima come up there..
Bouncer #1: ay man, you know what...we cant let you in...we have dress code tonight, you need a collared shirt...
Me: why didnt you tell me that in the first place?
Bouncer #1; (sarcastically) sorry man...guess i forgot..
Friend: (comes out the door)...ay guys..he cant get in or what?
Bouncer #2: well, we have a dress code tonight...and he needs to pay $5 to get in.
Friend: hes dressed same way as me.....whats the deal?
Bouncer $1: well at 9.p.m is when our rules come into effect.
Me: dont trip dude, ima roll to Walmart, buy a shirt....ill be right back...
Friend : coo, this shit is stupid....If they dont let you in when you come back...we fightin.
Me: bet that.....(leaving)
I go to walmart buy a nice(r) shirt ...not a T-shirt (or collared shirt)...but it was a nice shirt...
something you would wear to church or a funeral...or some shit..
now im back...after changing my shirt..
me: aight man...heres $5...im coo now right..
Bouncer #1: I told you it had to be a collared shirt......that aint collared..
Me: what?...your fucking jokin dude..
Bouncer: (opens the door for 2 white couples)...and doesnt charge them...
Me: look at that dude, he aint got no collar on his shirt ...and you aint even charge them..
Bouncer #1: sorry man you aint gettin in tonihgt..
Me: I see....(calls friends)..
Me: dudes aint actin right mayne....they wont let me in...after i just spent $18 on afuckin shirt..
friends: we comin up..
Bouncer #1: were gonna have to ask you to leave ....(sarcastically saying )Bye.
Me: (hanging up phone) you know what big white boy...i think you got a problem wit me, so lets just get it out the way right now....so this never happens again..
Bouncer #1, #2,#3: (all approaching me)......(acting like they bout to fight me)
Friends: (comin out the door)....what the fuck is going on?
Bouncer#1: you all gotta leave...
Me: nah fuck that....lets get down...honky mothafucker...
Bouncer #1 to Bouncer #3: go call the cops...
Me: you fucking big white bitch....ill see you again..
spits at em....
Fuck this place...
I hate white people sometimes..
hahaha..
5000
here goes..
to start off i wear Jeans (name brand shit) nothing another guy isnt wearing, usually find me in a Ecko shirt (red), and my shoes...(phat farm) with..the fat white laces..
....hair combed back...
i wear glasses most of the time..
and I rock a Chain...
..ok..
walked up to Americas Pub (girl wants to go..and we were with some folks from outta town)..
after standing in line for 30-35 min...in the cold..
its our turn..
Bouncer: Let me see everyones ID (mind you, im not tryin to make eye contact cause I cant ever get in this place)
Me: here my ID
Bouncer: Man i dont think we can let you in tonight
Me: Why? man, we been in line for like 1/2 an hour/
Bouncer: well, dude, your clothes are too baggy.
Me: come on dude you cant be for real (thinking he just let "todd" in with his skater lookin ass)
Me: look man, my girl really wants to get in here, these folks are from outta town...I..(interrupted)
bouncer: sorry man, no can do...
Next spot...Cactus Cafe...(one Nick said)
Me: heres my ID
Bouncer: Man your gonna have to tuck that chain in, to get in here..
Me. (tucking chain in) Its cool dude,...no probl...(interupted)
Bouncer: (calls another bouncer)..."Kevin"
Me: (bout to walk in)......
Bouncer #1 : Ay, Man Ima have Kevin pat you down before you get in...
Bouncer #2: come over here please...
Me: this is a little ridiculous man, you aint pat anyone else down before me..
Bouncer #2: (Patting me down)....well Ese...sometimes we do this..
Bouncer #1 : Well you know what...know that i think about it...your wearing tennis shoes, you cant get in.
Me: (really pissed) man, fuck both you ...
try #3...Harpos..(another place Rich Nick said)..
Bouncer: (asking my girl) who is all in your group?
My girl: oh ...us 5....(pointing at us)..
Bouncer (to my girl) : Is He (pointing at me) in your group?
My girl: Yea...why? is there a problem?..
Bouncer: well...uh..hang on....walks off to get manager (or someone important i guess)
Other guy : sorry folks, we are almost full.....no more people gettting in tonight..
....moral of the story..
Fuck westport..
..
now heres another story...
for..."Luckys"...(off of Johnson Dr. In Kansas)...
mind you i would never go to these places on a normal basis...cause i know the type of people they hold...and want..
so im supposed to meet someone at this place Lucky's...(sometimes...Lucky's bouncers are same ones from WestPort clubs...which doesnt help me)..
this night really pissed me off....to were i wont even fuck wit the place anymore...
...before showing up i was listening to the radio...and 95.7 was there...and they said..."Free to get into Luckys tonight"...come down here...blah blah..blah..
ok..
this night...
Im wearing...
Black Jeans, Ecko t-shirt, and i was wearing my Lugz (carmel) color....
there are 3 bouncers...
Bouncer #1: Id ..?..
me: here...(gave it to him)..
Bouncer #2: you here with anyone?..
Me: Im supposed to be meeting some friends here tonight..
Bouncer #1: its gonna be $5 to get in...
Me: dude jsut said on the radio..."Its free to get in"..?
Bouncer #1: well....He lied..
Me: come on man....I cant believe that..
Bouncer #2
whispers to Bouncer #1 while i call my friends inside)Me: (on the phone) ay, did they charge you to get in?
friend: No....they chargin you?
Me: yea man, these white motherfuckers are trippin on me...
friend: ima come up there..
Bouncer #1: ay man, you know what...we cant let you in...we have dress code tonight, you need a collared shirt...
Me: why didnt you tell me that in the first place?
Bouncer #1; (sarcastically) sorry man...guess i forgot..
Friend: (comes out the door)...ay guys..he cant get in or what?
Bouncer #2: well, we have a dress code tonight...and he needs to pay $5 to get in.
Friend: hes dressed same way as me.....whats the deal?
Bouncer $1: well at 9.p.m is when our rules come into effect.
Me: dont trip dude, ima roll to Walmart, buy a shirt....ill be right back...
Friend : coo, this shit is stupid....If they dont let you in when you come back...we fightin.
Me: bet that.....(leaving)
I go to walmart buy a nice(r) shirt ...not a T-shirt (or collared shirt)...but it was a nice shirt...
something you would wear to church or a funeral...or some shit..
now im back...after changing my shirt..
me: aight man...heres $5...im coo now right..
Bouncer #1: I told you it had to be a collared shirt......that aint collared..
Me: what?...your fucking jokin dude..
Bouncer: (opens the door for 2 white couples)...and doesnt charge them...
Me: look at that dude, he aint got no collar on his shirt ...and you aint even charge them..
Bouncer #1: sorry man you aint gettin in tonihgt..
Me: I see....(calls friends)..
Me: dudes aint actin right mayne....they wont let me in...after i just spent $18 on afuckin shirt..
friends: we comin up..
Bouncer #1: were gonna have to ask you to leave ....(sarcastically saying )Bye.
Me: (hanging up phone) you know what big white boy...i think you got a problem wit me, so lets just get it out the way right now....so this never happens again..
Bouncer #1, #2,#3: (all approaching me)......(acting like they bout to fight me)
Friends: (comin out the door)....what the fuck is going on?
Bouncer#1: you all gotta leave...
Me: nah fuck that....lets get down...honky mothafucker...
Bouncer #1 to Bouncer #3: go call the cops...
Me: you fucking big white bitch....ill see you again..
spits at em....
Fuck this place...
I hate white people sometimes..
hahaha..
5000
man.....
go to WestPort...
you will see the finest sense of "racism" and "stereotyping" that Kansas City has to offer..
Fuck that place..
now i just stick to spot in The Dotte where i belong..
and some other little MO spots..
...
Last time i truely enjoyed Westport...
I was with Heat Myser....and MasZive...
went to Kellys and Hurricane...
that was about 3 yrs ago...i think..
5000
You know what JL, I was gonna say the same thing about the time we were in the Port. I think if I was 3.2% more crazier than I am now, I'd burn all those bitches down and wont nobody kick it. But dont trip homie, I'm moving back to Kansas City in 11 days for good. We gone kick it hard... Fuck this racist town I'm in too.
These pussies down here will have a 5$ bottomless cup night at the racist bars and in order to get attention from the bartender you gotta stick a dollar bill on the cup to get it filled, by the time Im done drinking, I done spent 20 easily. One time I was walking up to the bar here, the bouncer gone tell me they filled and it wasnt even 10 pm. I was like cool, and went back to the car, then I thought about it, I was tipsy so it didnt hit me right then, there was people walking up and he was watching me the whole time hoping I wouldnt see him let people in. I went back up to the door, and was like dawg, you letting people in whats the deal. Aww they already been in! So I asked people have they been in yet they were like no, he's gone say imma have to leave cause Im bothering people. I'm like fuck yo racist ass club, dont try and play me dogg. He took a step towards me and yelled at me like Im a stray dog in his yard, GET OUTTA HERE! I rushed him and choked the shit outta him, beat his ass and kicked him all in the face. Im sick and tired of this racist bullshit.
I dont fuck with nobody, Im humble until a bitch tries to bitch me and then we got a problem.
I had a fight with a white guy in KC a little over a month ago for calling me a nigger. I jumped in his truck and beat his ass. I got to go to court on the 6th of next month in KC for that shit now...
These pussies down here will have a 5$ bottomless cup night at the racist bars and in order to get attention from the bartender you gotta stick a dollar bill on the cup to get it filled, by the time Im done drinking, I done spent 20 easily. One time I was walking up to the bar here, the bouncer gone tell me they filled and it wasnt even 10 pm. I was like cool, and went back to the car, then I thought about it, I was tipsy so it didnt hit me right then, there was people walking up and he was watching me the whole time hoping I wouldnt see him let people in. I went back up to the door, and was like dawg, you letting people in whats the deal. Aww they already been in! So I asked people have they been in yet they were like no, he's gone say imma have to leave cause Im bothering people. I'm like fuck yo racist ass club, dont try and play me dogg. He took a step towards me and yelled at me like Im a stray dog in his yard, GET OUTTA HERE! I rushed him and choked the shit outta him, beat his ass and kicked him all in the face. Im sick and tired of this racist bullshit.
I dont fuck with nobody, Im humble until a bitch tries to bitch me and then we got a problem.
I had a fight with a white guy in KC a little over a month ago for calling me a nigger. I jumped in his truck and beat his ass. I got to go to court on the 6th of next month in KC for that shit now...