I used to have a hamster when I was a little kid. Two of them actually, a brown fat one and a small grey one. Just put a wheel in their cage and watch them go. haha :lick: Them fuckers cages can stink though.
Seriously though, if I was to get an exotic pet, I would get a chimp. Teach the motherfucker to retrieve beer from the fridge or something. Mow the lawn, pull weeds n shit.