Anybody seen the new money?
- Thread starter Mr. D-Sane
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yup, i seen it on that who wants to be a millionaire game show or whatever, the old bitch had a stack of fresh new twomps a week old from the federal reserve to give away to someone in the audience... then after that a commercial came on paid by the fuckin fed reserve themselves showin off the new twomp -- amazes me where tax money ends up -- but anyways these bills have got to be 300% harder to counterfeit not to mention they probably have somthin in the bill itself that can allow it to be recognized with special high-tech equipment: IE a device that could tell roughly how many 20's are in a certian vehicle and/or household... maybe even from an airplane .... lol im over here turnin it in to a big conspiracy .... yeah its just a new 20 right...... any thoughts mo-x??
ever since the old twenties came out it's been easy to reproduce them (can't use the C word because it's filtered and tagged just like your telephone when you say certain words in order), for instance many thought the watermarks would do the trick... they were wrong. that's an easy one, get the bill damp, put it on a scanner and the image is picked up... from there take that into photoshop and make your touch ups. now you've got that image, store it. next dry off your scanner bed (there will be a few drops on it) and put down your perfect crisp $20 and scan it in make the neccessary touch ups to it, store it. take the watermark and merge it into the location where it would be on the bill and fade it so it's always slightly seen... then go through that image and make images of each digit in the serial number... you'll have 8 images that are square... now go through each image and touch them up so you have images of digits 0-9 for all 8 of the serial squares, store them. now that the digital imagry is done it's time to get dirty. goto all the paper stores around town, keep a bill in your pocket, hand on the bill... and touch every peice of paper you can find there and find the one that resembles what you're touching in your pocket. cool, you've found your paper. next part is tricky... soak your paper in formaldahyde and let it dry (make sure not to breathe the vapors in, NOT GOOD) some place that is vented. now why did we soak the paper in formaldahyde? because those bullshit magic markers will no longer work on them and your skrill will pass, beautifull aye? k, now to the production. you've already written yourself a program that will randomly put together a bitmapped image of your bill with a new serial number each time it prints and you tell it to do 200 pieces or any number you choose... now take this stack and cut it. the edges will be the color of the paper if you skipped the soaking step if you didn't they will be off white... k, so you've cut it and you got a stack of skrill, take that block of cash and gently paint the top/bottom/sides the same green as the front... this is easier than it sounds because you just goto the faggot painters store you know where they sell canvas and shit and get the paint, plus the brush (make sure it's the sponge kind) and you're set. so now you've got a set of good lookin' skrill. find yourself a shitload of pennies, old, new, whatever, just a good mixture of them and put them inside a pillow case... put your bank in there as well and toss that bitch into the dryer. 10 minutes on, 10 minutes off for an hour... take out your mail and it looks used... this is what we want. from there implement your chosen method of distribution plan. have fun.
^ i read that somewhere.
^ i read that somewhere.
in my opinion they will have to do away with cash all together in order to stop the most determined reproducers... all you have to do is get close and stop the magic marker. say you were to go out with mad reproduced mail and walk around from store to store buying things that cost $1-$5 well you're getting back atleast $15 of real money... take that money and store it and you'll be making 75% of what the shit is worth, not to mention you'll have a whole shitload of gum, coffee, tooth brushes, whatever... in my ESTIMATION a person can exchange at a rate of 8 times per hour, but this is based on a 400lb mans walking ability... now at 8 exchanges per hour that's 20*8 = 160 minus 25% = $140 * 8 Hours = $1120/day. Say someone was to go kamikaze style and take this and use it around the states for a year they could stack by themselves $300,000... i'm figuring $60,000 will be spent on traveling fees related to lodging, locker fees (each city you go into you will want to store your money there in a locker so you're not carrying around huge amounts of cash with you) and pampering your dope ass...
tony206 said:
in that place where you read that did it say the ratio of pennies to twenties?
did it say the ratio of pennies to twenties?
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