This thread reminded me... In high school there was this goofy ass white kid that would snort anything if u paid him enough... Snorted pixie sticks, altoids, the sugar at the bottom of a pack of sour gummy worms, crushed up sweet tarts.... We even scraped the dust off the top of this cabinet that hadnt been touched since the school was built, and he railed a line of dust..
Anyway, one day somebody waz like "fuck it whos got some coke?!?!" .. And i thought for a second, and said "i do! ...Well we serve Pepsi is that ok?".. And bust out a warm ass can of pepsi that had been in my backpack for x amount of days, and i secretly shake it hella hard.
So he cracks it open and wastes no time snorting a full breath worth of pepsi... And it fizzes out of his nose, mouth, eyes and ears and possibly his ass, and it looked like the worst experience anybody has ever been put thru. It brought him to the ground and u could tell he was not joking. We actually felt bad for him and paid him a lil more so he got like 60$... It was so bad that the teacher actually made us stop doing it.