I dont like Mexicans because when they fuck up in public, like they break something, or their kid pisses his/her pants all over the restaurant bench in their little pregnant polka Mexican music restaurants, the whole family just gets up and leaves quickstyle. WTF is that? Come back Beaners we have an issue to take care of! Run Abuelita run we broke the plastic tree! Fuck man just stay and talk, you wont get arrested or deported. Chill.
Also when you meet a Mexican broads parents for the first time, they give you this look like "since you fuckin my daughter, you better be a good guy!" I dont like that shit. With White familiies its just surface conversation oh so where do you work what do you like to do etc. Fuck that pressure. Yes Im fucking your daughter, and you know what Im a piece of shit. Go watch some futbol you fucking paisa. Your wife looks like a giant bowling pin, fat ass wobbly wide assed bitch.
Also they have Mexican stores that sell random ass uncategorized shit. It's like, wedding dresses, tennis balls, the needle to a record player, trampoline springs, laptops, pinatas, and death certificates. And they will do your taxes. And handle your landscaping. And also its a repo storage lot. WTF is that? Pick a category beaners christ.