Another reason NOT to move to Australia

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May 20, 2008
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fuck.when i first moved to stockton,ca my very first night i slept in that house i got bit on my eye lid by a spider,woke up with a big fuckin swollen eye looked like i got my ass kicked..later that day i saw that spider,and stomped the shit out of it...fucked me up for hella days
 
Apr 11, 2008
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fuck.when i first moved to stockton,ca my very first night i slept in that house i got bit on my eye lid by a spider,woke up with a big fuckin swollen eye looked like i got my ass kicked..later that day i saw that spider,and stomped the shit out of it...fucked me up for hella days
That spider bite actually made you look better, compared to the worlds tallest midget mongoloid squirrel looking motherfucker you looked like before that spider bit you.

Its too bad it wasn't a brown recluse, that would have really made you famous, you could upload daily pics of the skin on your face being eaten away by flesh eatin bacteria down to the bone....maybe people would then actually care about anything you say. You could become a Siccness one man freakshow until you die with half a face left.

I mean them wack ass braids you have remind me of a dirty furry tarantula sittin on Beetlejuices head..
I bet that spider could do you up a better tattoo than the 6th grader that scarred up your body....I'd give stevie wonder a tat gun and close my eyes and let him go to work on my face before I ever let whoever did your tats within 1000 yards of a bottle of india ink.
Lookin like you got the outline of a green dorito on yo back,
I think you did that back tattoo yourself didn't you?

100% the kind? Yeah
100% the kind of sucka I never wanna be like,
I pray you never reproduce because this world can only take ONE moron like you every 100 years.
There is a term used for people like you,and it cures the world of your kind

Euthanasia


Have a bad day fuckterd and I hope you get raped by 12 drunk samoans off viagra and ecstacy
 
Nov 6, 2004
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That spider bite actually made you look better, compared to the worlds tallest midget mongoloid squirrel looking motherfucker you looked like before that spider bit you.

Its too bad it wasn't a brown recluse, that would have really made you famous, you could upload daily pics of the skin on your face being eaten away by flesh eatin bacteria down to the bone....maybe people would then actually care about anything you say. You could become a Siccness one man freakshow until you die with half a face left.

I mean them wack ass braids you have remind me of a dirty furry tarantula sittin on Beetlejuices head..
I bet that spider could do you up a better tattoo than the 6th grader that scarred up your body....I'd give stevie wonder a tat gun and close my eyes and let him go to work on my face before I ever let whoever did your tats within 1000 yards of a bottle of india ink.
Lookin like you got the outline of a green dorito on yo back,
I think you did that back tattoo yourself didn't you?

100% the kind? Yeah
100% the kind of sucka I never wanna be like,
I pray you never reproduce because this world can only take ONE moron like you every 100 years.
There is a term used for people like you,and it cures the world of your kind

Euthanasia


Have a bad day fuckterd and I hope you get raped by 12 drunk samoans off viagra and ecstacy
easy guy .. going bad on press play LOL
 
Dec 25, 2003
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My parents stayed over there when they visited...

My uncle came in the room and told both of them not to move.

He came back with a stick and killed this white spider in the room.

He said it was one of the worst ones in that area.

Fuck all that shit.
 

BASEDVATO

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Keep that shit as an exotic pet... throw live chickens in its cage and watch the carnage

and Australia got all the crazy looking and most deadliest animals... step your Animal Planet up