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Gas One

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#25
nah i mean ive sat in crackhouses back when turbo grafix was out playing fucking keith courage. ive chopped it up with crackwhores in holiday inn about their children and tricks they pull on guys while watching the flinstones.

but none of this has given me an understanding why crackheads cant just buy a serious pipe. they know theyre about some crack, whats up with buying chore boy at 2am and getting looked at all funny?

my only understanding so far is that the smaller the pipe = the easier to scrape what residue you have left

swear to god its always the lip burner pipe

ive seen crackheads hold on to other shit...like a crackhead will not lose his or her keys if theres crack in the house.

crack hos always have their lil 'backpack' with soap and fuckin condoms and astroglide.

so why nt the pipe? is it just paranoia and easy-tossability?

i need to ask a crackhead that.
maybe its some shit like u might be a black angus and u want some crack so your like fuck what do i got here hmm lemme use this salt shaker and half of this bread as a screen

nigga in the bathroom smelling like burnt toast
 
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#26
well so and so told me he liked the lip burners cause he could tuck them in the brim of his new era hat, and so and so #2 told me she likes to keep it like a throwaway lipburner cause she gets super super paranoid and always ends up gettin rid of it when she thinks somethings going to go down

but i think it comes down to they just trade the shit away like the bong story i typed out and deleted. at least thats what i think

who knows maybe its just tradition to smoke crack with the shittiest of smoking implements, maybe it makes the high better lol. lol@choreboy reference. mothafuckin 711 by hte old block kept choreboy and razorblades right at the register cause they got stolen so much
 

Gas One

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#27
back in the 80s the crack smokers had like little test tube bongs. those things were tight.

lil mini bong with the bowl on the top

i need one of those for weed. for like disneyland or some shit

youd look all crackish smokin some weed tho

almost might as well smoke crack if you gon look all fiendish smokin some weed

i seen my cousin smoke weed out of a fucking lug nut....no shitting you

funniest shit ever
thats crack habits
 

Gas One

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#29
word. how come crack smokers dont smoke in style no more?

tthats a kinda fashionable crack pipe u can almost put it on your desk or somethin

nigga reach for it with his weed sack you be like "nah thats for crack homie"

"........oh."

that pipe is almost self respecting
 

WXS STOMP3R

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SHIT ALL THE ROCK SMOKERS I KNOW USED A CAN WITH CIGARETTE ASHES ON TOP...LOL...

I NEVER EVEN SEEN A REAL CRACK PIPE...WHAT IS IT A SHOOTER WITH METAL BRILLO OR SOME SHIT? DO PEOPLE EVEN LIKE ROCK NOW AND DAYS?, ALL I SEE AROUND HERE IS METH SMOKERS.
 

Gas One

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#33
i need to make a line of designer crack pipes man

like scenes of the daytona 500 on it for the rednecks

u might get one with rick james quotables

make a hologram one for the nerds

we gotta sow this designer crack pipe game up whos with me? i mean amy winehouse shoulda been sportin the ill crack pipe with the website name on the side

we need to hire some crack specialists and find a way to make a futuristic crack pipe
 
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#38
i need to make a line of designer crack pipes man

like scenes of the daytona 500 on it for the rednecks

u might get one with rick james quotables

make a hologram one for the nerds

we gotta sow this designer crack pipe game up whos with me? i mean amy winehouse shoulda been sportin the ill crack pipe with the website name on the side

we need to hire some crack specialists and find a way to make a futuristic crack pipe
dont forget louis vuitton or chanel crack pipes.... too pricy for the average crackhead but thats why they got the daytona edition...
 

Gas One

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#39
right the whitney houston edition and shit

hollywood edition pipes

coem through with the screen actors guild crack pipe

we need to make a crack pipe for spiderman that go where his web be at

lol @ spiderman reduced to a stealth crack smoker

man where is my comedy show
 

Defy

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#40
there gotta be "bling" pipes

or cute pipes with hello kitty on it

"hello crack"


when she first came out I was like "give this chick 5 years before she OD's"


lol.....I seen this chick at a club in berkeley and my potna was trying to holler at her.....I said "wussup amy winehouse" and she got hella offended.....the chick looked dead on her....well...before the drugs