Amare, Boris suspended. Ducan, Bowen not. BULLSHIT

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drunkaholic707

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PHX Sun said:
you gotta be fucking kidding me...

Let's say you're one of the best seven players on the Phoenix Suns. You love Nash -- he's your emotional leader, your meal ticket to the Finals, the ideal teammate and someone who makes you happy to play basketball every day for a living. He's killing himself to win a championship. His nose was split open in Game 1. His back bothers him to the point that he has to lie down on the sidelines during breaks. He's battling a real cheap-shot artist (Bruce Bowen) who's trying to shove and trip him on every play. But he keeps coming and coming, and eventually everyone follows suit. Just as things were falling apart in Game 4 and you were staring at the end of your season, he willed you back into the game and saved the day.

Suddenly, he gets body-checked into a press table for no real reason on an especially cheap play. You're standing 20 feet away. Instinctively, you run a few steps toward the guy who did it -- after all, your meal ticket is lying on the court in a crumpled heap -- before remembering that you can't leave your bench. So you go back and watch everything else unfold from there. Twenty-four hours later, you get suspended for Game 5 because your instincts as a teammate kicked in for 1.7 seconds.

Think about how dumb this is. What kind of league penalizes someone for reacting like a good teammate after his franchise player just got decked? Imagine you're playing pickup at a park, you're leading a game 10-3, your buddy is driving for the winning layup, and some stranger clotheslines your buddy from behind and knocks him into the metal pole. Do you react? Do you take a couple of steps toward him? I bet you do. For the NBA to pretend it can create a fairy-tale league in which these reactions can be removed from somebody's DNA -- almost like a chemical castration -- I mean, how stupid is that?
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the only reason amare went back to the bench was cause the coaches were pushin him back
 
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LaKeRzz8

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PHX Sun said:
you gotta be fucking kidding me...

Let's say you're one of the best seven players on the Phoenix Suns. You love Nash -- he's your emotional leader, your meal ticket to the Finals, the ideal teammate and someone who makes you happy to play basketball every day for a living. He's killing himself to win a championship. His nose was split open in Game 1. His back bothers him to the point that he has to lie down on the sidelines during breaks. He's battling a real cheap-shot artist (Bruce Bowen) who's trying to shove and trip him on every play. But he keeps coming and coming, and eventually everyone follows suit. Just as things were falling apart in Game 4 and you were staring at the end of your season, he willed you back into the game and saved the day.

Suddenly, he gets body-checked into a press table for no real reason on an especially cheap play. You're standing 20 feet away. Instinctively, you run a few steps toward the guy who did it -- after all, your meal ticket is lying on the court in a crumpled heap -- before remembering that you can't leave your bench. So you go back and watch everything else unfold from there. Twenty-four hours later, you get suspended for Game 5 because your instincts as a teammate kicked in for 1.7 seconds.

Think about how dumb this is. What kind of league penalizes someone for reacting like a good teammate after his franchise player just got decked? Imagine you're playing pickup at a park, you're leading a game 10-3, your buddy is driving for the winning layup, and some stranger clotheslines your buddy from behind and knocks him into the metal pole. Do you react? Do you take a couple of steps toward him? I bet you do. For the NBA to pretend it can create a fairy-tale league in which these reactions can be removed from somebody's DNA -- almost like a chemical castration -- I mean, how stupid is that?
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Your story is great and all except for one thing: Amare did not take a couple of steps, he CHARGED 25 feet all the while being restrained by coaches. If the coaches were not there, he might have lunged at Horry and gotten suspended for the whole playoffs for having a fight. Look at the replays, he did not walk back, he was pushed back by the whole coaching staff.
 
enserio

enserio

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Seriously, that dude wrote that emotional version of what he saw so he could explain what to us, exactly?

That he condones players coming off the bench to fight when it's in defense of a teammate?

I mean, what player that comes off the bench isn't doing so in protection of his teammate?

As it is, the league is already varying the degree of punishment depending on involvement in an altercation. Horry got two - Amare and Diaw got one. What more do you want?

What kind of message does the league want to send about fighting in the NBA, let alone coming off the bench to fight?


Stop begging the officials for a championship and go out there and earn it. You've got thee talent to do it. You've got the "darling" of the league on your team. Stop harping on another team being "dirty" and put the ball in the hoop.
 
Gueroloco

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LaKeRzz8 said:
Your story is great and all except for one thing: Amare did not take a couple of steps, he CHARGED 25 feet all the while being restrained by coaches. If the coaches were not there, he might have lunged at Horry and gotten suspended for the whole playoffs for having a fight. Look at the replays, he did not walk back, he was pushed back by the whole coaching staff.
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And threw off the towel around his neck looking like if he was gonna bomb on Horry!
 
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Evil Jesus

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PHX Sun said:
yo can someone ban this flaming homosexual from this forum..? this fat fuck is officially stalking me in all forums now, desperately trying to get my attention.
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I still don't know what gives you the impression that I'm a fat fuck... but whatever helps you sleep at night. You know damn well you dred loggin onto the siccness when you know me and others are callin your dumbass out. You want me banned so you can take that breath of fresh air knowin the number 1person that you don't wanna see isn't online. It would make your goddamn year to have another man stalkin you wouldn't it? Fuckin homo... Like I said just shut the fuck up.
 
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Fucky McFuckerson

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Evil Jesus said:
I still don't know what gives you the impression that I'm a fat fuck... but whatever helps you sleep at night. You know damn well you dred loggin onto the siccness when you know me and others are callin your dumbass out. You want me banned so you can take that breath of fresh air knowin the number 1person that you don't wanna see isn't online. It would make your goddamn year to have another man stalkin you wouldn't it? Fuckin homo... Like I said just shut the fuck up.
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Actually, we just all think youre a fuckin bozo. And this is in no way, shape, or form have anything to do with your Stan like obsession with PHX Sun, this just has to do with you being a complete fuckin cock sucker.
 
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Jesse fuckin' Rice said:
Actually, we just all think youre a fuckin bozo. And this is in no way, shape, or form have anything to do with your Stan like obsession with PHX Sun, this just has to do with you being a complete fuckin cock sucker.
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hahaha :hurt:
 
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Evil Jesus

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Jesse fuckin' Rice said:
Actually, we just all think youre a fuckin bozo. And this is in no way, shape, or form have anything to do with your Stan like obsession with PHX Sun, this just has to do with you being a complete fuckin cock sucker.
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and who the fuck are you to judge me? get my name out your mouth when your talkin about cocks mane.. im not one of your homeboys.
 
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