any of you manage to slowly creep your dick in while she sleeps? I tried this on a few and they always wake up as I'm putting it in, even if I do it slowly.
I had a crazy Ex pushin all my buttons one night talkin reckless out the side of her neck. Anyway she was talkin some outlandish shit (like Penelope in Blow) and I wanted to put her ass on a liquid diet and tap her jaw but didn't want to catch that DV putting hands on a broad......
In the morning I woke up next to the sleeping bitch as a I stretched I said to myself whats to stop my hand from dropping hard as I stretch on her face... and pretend a mothafucks still sleeping and it was just an accident.....Safe ta say I dropped the hand a lil heavy and Blap!!!
her-"what the fuuuuck owwwe"
* I act like her getting mad startles me *
Me-"Whuuut why you scare me like that?"
And play it offff.......Get that Grammy
Anyway its some smack yer bitch in yer sleep DV avoidance Game...coming courtesy of Seattle's own bebe!!!!!!! use it if she's deserving fuck it!! if not you mothafuckas are gonna wake up and look to your side with a new lease on life when she trips just contemplating the option....
I had a crazy Ex pushin all my buttons one night talkin reckless out the side of her neck. Anyway she was talkin some outlandish shit (like Penelope in Blow) and I wanted to put her ass on a liquid diet and tap her jaw but didn't want to catch that DV putting hands on a broad......
In the morning I woke up next to the sleeping bitch as a I stretched I said to myself whats to stop my hand from dropping hard as I stretch on her face... and pretend a mothafucks still sleeping and it was just an accident.....Safe ta say I dropped the hand a lil heavy and Blap!!!
her-"what the fuuuuck owwwe"
* I act like her getting mad startles me *
Me-"Whuuut why you scare me like that?"
And play it offff.......Get that Grammy
Anyway its some smack yer bitch in yer sleep DV avoidance Game...coming courtesy of Seattle's own bebe!!!!!!! use it if she's deserving fuck it!! if not you mothafuckas are gonna wake up and look to your side with a new lease on life when she trips just contemplating the option....
I had a crazy Ex pushin all my buttons one night talkin reckless out the side of her neck. Anyway she was talkin some outlandish shit (like Penelope in Blow) and I wanted to put her ass on a liquid diet and tap her jaw but didn't want to catch that DV putting hands on a broad......
In the morning I woke up next to the sleeping bitch as a I stretched I said to myself whats to stop my hand from dropping hard as I stretch on her face... and pretend a mothafucks still sleeping and it was just an accident.....Safe ta say I dropped the hand a lil heavy and Blap!!!
her-"what the fuuuuck owwwe"
* I act like her getting mad startles me *
Me-"Whuuut why you scare me like that?"
And play it offff.......Get that Grammy
Anyway its some smack yer bitch in yer sleep DV avoidance Game...coming courtesy of Seattle's own bebe!!!!!!! use it if she's deserving fuck it!! if not you mothafuckas are gonna wake up and look to your side with a new lease on life when she trips just contemplating the option....
Only once though.
