Alternatives to a Happy Ending

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Jan 31, 2003
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The OAKLAND ending: as you're getting head the bitch robs you by going in your pockets....she counts the money and thinks you have more, so she pulls out a gun & pistol whips you, taking off your shoes and throwing them on the power lines and taking your rent money from your sock. she puts on her gold grill then steals your car.
I had this ending once.

I wish I was kidding.
 
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Fuck no. How am I gonna get bus fare from Oakland to Oregon when Kelis just jacked my shit? Even my sock stash. I mean god damn. A jew would rather willingly go into the gas chamber before most people would touch my stinky socks.