Fuck the theory! Everybody & their mama has gone health nuts since watching Super Size Me. Bitch ass motherfucker killed my vibe. Now fast food places have chairs & tables welded together where you can't scoot the seat out. Got damn vegetarian seats & shit!
You fuckin' tree huggers want to eat vegetables & go & fuck up my hamburger spot where I refuse to dine in because I have to resort to using the handicap table because it's the only table that has a real chair! Stay the fuck away from my meat motherfuckers! Go eat your tofu & veggies making substitute dishes claiming their delicious & better than any meat or fatty dish. Or getting a hamburger wrapped in lettuce talking about, "I don't eat carbs or glutten." fuck your destruction of fast food joints. As a kid we would of thrown them apple slices back over the counter at places like Mickey D's talking about, "TAKE THOSE APPLES & MAKE ME A GOT DAMN FRIED APPLE PIE AND I'LL TAKE A CHERRY ONE TOO BITCH!!!! FRIED BITCH! FRIED!!!! NOT THAT BAKED SHIT YOUR TRYING TO SERVE ME!!!! THEY SERVE ME THIS WHACK ASS HEALTH SHIT EVERYDAY AT SCHOOL & GUESS WHAT BITCH? IT SUCKS!"
Now, them motherfuckers make smoothies & all kinds of health shit. Listen up cocksuckers. If you don't want to rent a porno, don't go to an adult book store to rent movies bitch! It's that simple!
The dude on Super Size Me claimed gaining weight killed his sex drive LMAO! I should make a documentary where I take dude's wife out to dinner at McDonald's. And then rent a motel room and fuck the living shit out of her and tell her husband the next day, "The food didn't kill my sex drive & your wife eats meat now too, fucker!"
Okay, okay I'm calm now...