AHHHHHHH!! Feels SO GOOD....
- Thread starter Sydal
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It's off the hook. Dude ding dong ditches me when he gets home from work like a fuckin' cock. We have community beer and liquor. So instead of borrowing sugar, we knock looking for a beer like..."Hey foo, I'm out"...."Corona in the fridge, bottom shelf"....lol. Got somebody right there to watch my kid if I need to run to the store real quick, and we're about to go half on a Costco trip and split the shit down the middle. Can't be mad about that.
Morgan Hill. I grew up in San Jo', love San Jo', but I don't want to raise my kid in the middle of all the bullshit. Where I'm at isn't all lit up at night, it's QUIET as hell, my neighbors aren't a bunch of immature idiots, the cops aren't on a bullshit power trip, and it's a nice small community. There's a community center not far from here with a diving pool, a lap pool, a children's water playground, and water slides. I'm only 10 minutes from South SJ though, so we're close enough to the city to enjoy it, but far enough to relax a bit.
Piss in the sink enough, it really starts to smell like piss
For real
People be like man I smell piss
Better pour some bleach down there every once in awhile
Side note: In college, this nerdy ass jewish kid showed me the sink in his bathroom and explained to me how he pissed in it.
"You drop your balls right here and just piss"
Im like dude you 2 feet from the toilet
The way he explained it to me, super happy, it was like he was showing me his winning lottery ticket
For real
People be like man I smell piss
Better pour some bleach down there every once in awhile
Side note: In college, this nerdy ass jewish kid showed me the sink in his bathroom and explained to me how he pissed in it.
"You drop your balls right here and just piss"
Im like dude you 2 feet from the toilet
The way he explained it to me, super happy, it was like he was showing me his winning lottery ticket