No I sure don't.....
But, hypothetically, that doesn't mean that my brother, my filippino sister-in-law, cousins, and nieces don't live in Oakland, I've never read any books about the bay, I wasn't born there, my dad wasn't born there, didn't go to Fremont High and live there his whole life when he was alive, I didn't spend summers down there.
I probably don't know shit about what I'm talking about and am completely ignorant about everything Bay-related because I live in Oregon, aka, California's Canada.....
But this isn't about me and how I don't know shit about the Bay, it is about you making shit up.