ADD (ADHD) Quiz

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May 15, 2002
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#61
there is no future with this girl. i met her when i was slanging coke LOL. she goes to NA meetings and doesnt even drink anymore. shes pretty nuts

i know some pretty fine sorority sluts. i wouldnt mind gettin with them but it seems like they only fuck with frat boys
15 minutes ago this kid was not banned lol..


I scored a 14 btw
 

Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
Jan 23, 2006
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Rich City
#65
41


I LOL'd tho cuz all the damn questions made me think of my baby momma.....like "do you answer questions without listening to the whole question being asked?" or "do you have a short fuse" or someshit like that.....there were hella them in there that described her to a T

(wtf does "to a T" mean anyways?)



and FUCK THAT SPIDER!!!! I would back out the room hella quick and be gone out the house, never to return again. after that I'd try firebombing the house. I was in mexico and we were all outside on this porch patio thing with tiki torches burning (no electricity) drinking some tequila....well I reach for my tequila and as I grab it I notice right behind the drink is a BIG ASS FUCKING TARANTULA!!!! LOL tho, I got up hella quick and my girlfriend was sitting next to me.....I hella left her ass there...lol.....she's like "what's wrong" "big ass fucking spider" "where? I don't see any sp-AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

so someone came up with the genius idea of throwing tequila on it......then burning it with the tiki torch.....and, I shit you not, the spider screamed. someone took the tiki torch and started prodding it with the flame until it lit up....as its twitching and burning engulfed in flames its starts letting out this noise, like a scream. I felt sorry for the poor thing.....but hey, thats what happens when you try to jack someone's tequila
 
Jan 30, 2006
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#66
Results of your
Attention Deficit Disorder Quiz

You scored a total of 71

It is highly likely that you are presently suffering from adult attention deficit disorder, according to your responses on this self-report questionnaire. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately.

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If you scored...
You may have...
70 & up
50 - 69
35 - 49
25 - 34
0 - 24 Adult ADHD
Moderate ADHD
Mild ADHD
Borderline ADHD
No ADHD likely



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Sep 29, 2004
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#67
i'd seriously expect the bigger spider to start talking like zool on the first ghostbusters movie

mutha fucka just start rambling scriptures at you in james earl jones voice

actually i wouldnt even throw a basketball id be like "....OH..MY...GOD....." and quickly back out of the room

talk about fucking spider sense...

id probably call 911 from a few blocks away like yo, theres a spider infestation in this house big enough to take over infants and shit, yall need to send the coast guard, somethin.

ive never even seen a spider outside of the jungle that big
this shit had me laffing hella hard... hahah
 
Dec 25, 2003
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#69
[FONT=arial,helvetica]You scored a total of[/FONT] [FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=+2]21[/SIZE][/FONT]

You have answered this self-report questionnaire in such a way as to suggest that you do not likely currently suffer from an attention deficit disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis or recommendation for treatment in any way, though.
 

Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
Jan 23, 2006
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Rich City
#74
I went from a 41 to a 39.....YEE!!!!



18. Even when sitting quietly, I am usually moving my hands or feet.

lol.....I read that question as my foot is hella shaking.....I can't sit or stand still for shit
 
Apr 25, 2002
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#78
Mr. Rictus scored a total of 20

He has answered this self-report questionnaire in such a way as to suggest that he does not likely currently suffer from an attention deficit disorder.
 
Oct 25, 2006
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#79
no lie i got a 99
Results of your
Attention Deficit Disorder Quiz

You scored a total of 99

It is highly likely that you are presently suffering from adult attention deficit disorder, according to your responses on this self-report questionnaire. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately.