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I LOL'd tho cuz all the damn questions made me think of my baby momma.....like "do you answer questions without listening to the whole question being asked?" or "do you have a short fuse" or someshit like that.....there were hella them in there that described her to a T
(wtf does "to a T" mean anyways?)
and FUCK THAT SPIDER!!!! I would back out the room hella quick and be gone out the house, never to return again. after that I'd try firebombing the house. I was in mexico and we were all outside on this porch patio thing with tiki torches burning (no electricity) drinking some tequila....well I reach for my tequila and as I grab it I notice right behind the drink is a BIG ASS FUCKING TARANTULA!!!! LOL tho, I got up hella quick and my girlfriend was sitting next to me.....I hella left her ass there...lol.....she's like "what's wrong" "big ass fucking spider" "where? I don't see any sp-AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
so someone came up with the genius idea of throwing tequila on it......then burning it with the tiki torch.....and, I shit you not, the spider screamed. someone took the tiki torch and started prodding it with the flame until it lit up....as its twitching and burning engulfed in flames its starts letting out this noise, like a scream. I felt sorry for the poor thing.....but hey, thats what happens when you try to jack someone's tequila