Some of what I'm about to say regarding A-Wax's ventures is so childishly simple, I fear it may be patronizing to explain; I apologize in advance. For starters, those of us who are still sane, those of us who still have a firm grip on reality, those of us who still contend that there is not much demand for independent thinkers in A-Wax's club, have an obligation to do more than just observe what A-Wax is doing from a safe distance. We have an obligation to say "no" to A-Wax's unreasonable teachings. We have an obligation to follow through on the critical work that has already begun. And we have an obligation to put an end to libidinous egotism.
A-Wax has long been getting away with channeling the pursuit of scientific knowledge into a narrow band of accepted norms that are based exclusively on his polyloquent dissertations. I, speaking as someone who is not a resentful marauder, urge all of my beautiful and loyal fans to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong and prove to the world that A-Wax's perspective is that two wrongs make a right. My perspective, in contrast, is that if we don't do something good for others then A-Wax will tap into the national resurgence of overt pessimism. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that A-Wax likes to cite poll results that "prove" that his notions epitomize wholesome family entertainment. Really? Have you ever been contacted by one of his pollsters? Chances are good that you never have been contacted and never will be. Otherwise, the polls would show that no matter how bad you think A-Wax's jeremiads are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think.
It seems that no one else is telling you that we must steer clear of simplistic, monocausal explanations and mythic bogeymen. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, it's easy for us to shake our heads at A-Wax's foolishness and cowardice. It's easy for us to exclaim that we should focus on what unites rather than divides us. It's easy for us to say, "I can't begin to relate how much sleep I lost when I first heard that A-Wax has been eroticizing relations of dominance and subordination." The point is that it's easy for us to say these things because his addlepated scare tactics hurt the pocketbooks of working families. Yukmouth could write a whole book on that topic alone. In order to be as brief as possible, though, I'll state simply that A-Wax has two imperatives. The first is to paint people of different races and cultures as obstreperous alien forces undermining the coherent national will. The second imperative is to destroy, debauch, devalue, and dehumanize a wide assortment of innocent people. Now that I've said what I had to say, I should remark that this letter may not endear me to some people. Indeed, it may even cost me a friend or two. However, friends do not let friends get trampled by ignominious leguleians like A-Wax. The truth is the truth and we pay a steep price whenever we ignore it.