So me and Tyrone had to take over the shift at the yoghurt shop out on the town this past weekend in the downtown area with all of the trendy shops and restaurants. We decided to work for frozen yogurt, because hella bitches come by all day and the job was easy, cause the customers have to serve themselves and all we have to do is receive the monies. The day was going slow until this couple of ugly ass white yuppies showed up at the shop, looking hella lost like:"When are those little monkeys finally getting us our fuckin yoghurt ?? So this cheeky motherfucker is done topping his yogurt and comes to the register, i catch the bastard looking at the charity tip jar, we put up for Jamal's mom's cancer treatment, with a twisted little grin breaking into an evil, almost super-villain-like laugh, exposing his rotten yellow set of teeth. Even his scarecrow yuppie bitch started laughing like that shits any funny. Tyrone didn't really know what do do or laugh, since he's a mentally handicapped person sent from the RIP (RetardIntegrationProgram) and requires my guidance to function at work.
It seems like every other day we got some stuck up white people acting a fool at the register. This needs to stop, dammit!