A Tip Jar?

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fillyacup

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Next time write on the reciept 'look both ways before crossing the street' or better yet 'what you know about dat, i know all about dat'
 
May 2, 2002
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A tip jar in a yogurt shop? I don't mind tippin' if its for a good cause (United Way, Salvation Army, Boy Scouts/Girl Scouts, etc). Other than that, FUCK OFF!
 
Apr 25, 2002
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So me and Tyrone had to take over the shift at the yoghurt shop out on the town this past weekend in the downtown area with all of the trendy shops and restaurants. We decided to work for frozen yogurt, because hella bitches come by all day and the job was easy, cause the customers have to serve themselves and all we have to do is receive the monies. The day was going slow until this couple of ugly ass white yuppies showed up at the shop, looking hella lost like:"When are those little monkeys finally getting us our fuckin yoghurt ?? So this cheeky motherfucker is done topping his yogurt and comes to the register, i catch the bastard looking at the charity tip jar, we put up for Jamal's mom's cancer treatment, with a twisted little grin breaking into an evil, almost super-villain-like laugh, exposing his rotten yellow set of teeth. Even his scarecrow yuppie bitch started laughing like that shits any funny. Tyrone didn't really know what do do or laugh, since he's a mentally handicapped person sent from the RIP (RetardIntegrationProgram) and requires my guidance to function at work.
It seems like every other day we got some stuck up white people acting a fool at the register. This needs to stop, dammit!
Jamal's dad's medical insurance should cover the cancer treatment. And it seems that if you and Jamal really wanted to help out, you might shoot for a better job than working in a yogurt shop.

The point is, there is a tip jar in a self-serve yogurt shop. That's like going to bar, pouring and/or mixing your own drink, and then tipping the bartender who did nothing. As was said earlier, if you have to reduce yourself to asking for more money in addition the money you are getting from your job, then maybe you need to find a better job. All I can say is at least I don't have to lose my pride and ask for handouts.
 
May 16, 2002
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I guess in the good ol' U.S.A. we are fortunate enough to have & apply for medical, medicare etc... if needed for a health issue :cheeky:
 
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You better start ordering from a new pizza spot every time you have it delivered. My lil cuzzin works as a pizza delivery and his friend does the same shit at another pizza place. If you dont tip the delivery dude and you order from them again and they see your address, they take note from the first time that your a cheap bastard and they spit all over your shit on the drive to your house. Heard thats the same for any and all pizza delivery people. Dont fuck them over and they wont fuck you over.

real shit i was a pizza guy for a while and i could give a fuck if i didnt get tipped... i got to smoke cigs and listen to music while gettin paid plus they pay mileage and wear and tear on your car

of all the food jobs ive worked ive never met anyone who would fuck with someones food and if they were like that they hid it from everyone else because that shit would never fly in most restaraunts
 

0R0

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real shit i was a pizza guy for a while and i could give a fuck if i didnt get tipped... i got to smoke cigs and listen to music while gettin paid plus they pay mileage and wear and tear on your car

of all the food jobs ive worked ive never met anyone who would fuck with someones food and if they were like that they hid it from everyone else because that shit would never fly in most restaraunts
Where were you a pizza delivery driver at? In Fremont? Out here pizza places won't deliver to the crest anymore lol.
 
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real shit i was a pizza guy for a while and i could give a fuck if i didnt get tipped... i got to smoke cigs and listen to music while gettin paid plus they pay mileage and wear and tear on your car
yea.. i delivered pizzas for a lil while in norman while goin to OU. shit was fun.
sometimes theyd fuck up and put all 3 receipt slips in with the pizza so id keep the money cuz there was no record of the delivery. everyone tipped because they were all students and knew the drill.

hella times theyd be smoking and offer to smoke you out.
and sorority chicks LOVED answering the door in next to nothing like its all good.
 
Jul 21, 2002
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man, this pizza shop we go to all the time has one of these there. I get the impression that every time someone doesn't tip, they make a mental note and make your pizza like crap the next time if they remember.

this all you can eat buffet has 2 different sections that dudes have tip jars. It's already over 10 bucks as it is. I AM NOT GOING TO TIP YOU FOR DOING YOUR JOB AT AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET
 
Jul 21, 2002
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hella times theyd be smoking and offer to smoke you out.
and sorority chicks LOVED answering the door in next to nothing like its all good.
man, I work at a cable company and dudes love working down in norman cause them hoochies down there forever are just getting outta the shower before the cable dude gets there. Tons of bad women down there
 

mrtonguetwista

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yea.. i delivered pizzas for a lil while in norman while goin to OU. shit was fun.
sometimes theyd fuck up and put all 3 receipt slips in with the pizza so id keep the money cuz there was no record of the delivery. everyone tipped because they were all students and knew the drill.

hella times theyd be smoking and offer to smoke you out.
and sorority chicks LOVED answering the door in next to nothing like its all good.


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