A Tip Jar?

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Apr 25, 2002
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So my wife and I went out on the town this past weekend to the downtown area with all of the trendy shops and restaurants and walked around. We decided to get some frozen yogurt. I can't remember the last time I got frozen yogurt, but in this place, you serve yourself. You put all of the yogurt and toppings you want in the cup and they weigh it and charge you by the ounce. For some reason, they have two people working there, which I can hardly figure out why they even need one person. So I'm paying and notice there is a tip jar right there. I started laughing and sat down and pointed out to my wife there was a tip jar there. We both started laughing. Why is there a tip jar there? They didn't do any work. I served myself, paid, and threw away my own trash. It seems like everywhere I go now there is a tip jar next to the register. This needs to stop, dammit!
 

dali

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Feb 28, 2006
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So me and Tyrone had to take over the shift at the yoghurt shop out on the town this past weekend in the downtown area with all of the trendy shops and restaurants. We decided to work for frozen yogurt, because hella bitches come by all day and the job was easy, cause the customers have to serve themselves and all we have to do is receive the monies. The day was going slow until this couple of ugly ass white yuppies showed up at the shop, looking hella lost like:"When are those little monkeys finally getting us our fuckin yoghurt ?? So this cheeky motherfucker is done topping his yogurt and comes to the register, i catch the bastard looking at the charity tip jar, we put up for Jamal's mom's cancer treatment, with a twisted little grin breaking into an evil, almost super-villain-like laugh, exposing his rotten yellow set of teeth. Even his scarecrow yuppie bitch started laughing like that shits any funny. Tyrone didn't really know what do do or laugh, since he's a mentally handicapped person sent from the RIP (RetardIntegrationProgram) and requires my guidance to function at work.
It seems like every other day we got some stuck up white people acting a fool at the register. This needs to stop, dammit!
 
Mar 11, 2004
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fuk a tip..i only give a tip if it was good azz service..n thats still on RARE occasions... wen pizza comes my fam usually tips the guy but if i answer the door u aint gettin NO EXTRA money for doin ur job!! was sum bs tho is we went out to eat for my homies birthday and on the reciept they add a tip..i was lookin at the waitress like wat the hell is this 2 dollars for and she said its our tip..
 
Apr 23, 2006
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im sure they do alot more than take money

cleaning, cashiering, stocking

i doubt its an extremely difficult job but they prolly dont get much from the tip jar anyways
i dont see why you would trip off that

if you dont want your change then throw it in if you do then keep it breh ... simple
 
Jan 18, 2008
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fuk a tip..i only give a tip if it was good azz service..n thats still on RARE occasions... wen pizza comes my fam usually tips the guy but if i answer the door u aint gettin NO EXTRA money for doin ur job!! was sum bs tho is we went out to eat for my homies birthday and on the reciept they add a tip..i was lookin at the waitress like wat the hell is this 2 dollars for and she said its our tip..
lol, are you like 13 years old?
 
Mar 9, 2003
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So me and Tyrone had to take over the shift at the yoghurt shop out on the town this past weekend in the downtown area with all of the trendy shops and restaurants. We decided to work for frozen yogurt, because hella bitches come by all day and the job was easy, cause the customers have to serve themselves and all we have to do is receive the monies. The day was going slow until this couple of ugly ass white yuppies showed up at the shop, looking hella lost like:"When are those little monkeys finally getting us our fuckin yoghurt ?? So this cheeky motherfucker is done topping his yogurt and comes to the register, i catch the bastard looking at the charity tip jar, we put up for Jamal's mom's cancer treatment, with a twisted little grin breaking into an evil, almost super-villain-like laugh, exposing his rotten yellow set of teeth. Even his scarecrow yuppie bitch started laughing like that shits any funny. Tyrone didn't really know what do do or laugh, since he's a mentally handicapped person sent from the RIP (RetardIntegrationProgram) and requires my guidance to function at work.
It seems like every other day we got some stuck up white people acting a fool at the register. This needs to stop, dammit!
lol had me rolling
 
Jul 25, 2007
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fuk a tip..i only give a tip if it was good azz service..n thats still on RARE occasions... wen pizza comes my fam usually tips the guy but if i answer the door u aint gettin NO EXTRA money for doin ur job!! was sum bs tho is we went out to eat for my homies birthday and on the reciept they add a tip..i was lookin at the waitress like wat the hell is this 2 dollars for and she said its our tip..
You better start ordering from a new pizza spot every time you have it delivered. My lil cuzzin works as a pizza delivery and his friend does the same shit at another pizza place. If you dont tip the delivery dude and you order from them again and they see your address, they take note from the first time that your a cheap bastard and they spit all over your shit on the drive to your house. Heard thats the same for any and all pizza delivery people. Dont fuck them over and they wont fuck you over.