She mastered the world's oldest profession at only 15 years of age? Props, girl!
I would tie you up to a chair or bed first and cover your body with starving leeches, after scraping the white off of you with rusty razor blades, previously used by the finest skid row bums.
Then i would slowly break all your teeth with a piano hammer, after melting your tongue and lips with a glowing piece of hot iron. Then i would sew your mouth shut with rusty pieces of wire (leaving space to breath) and set aside the oral part of the punishment for the moment. Your eyes will stay untouched at first, for i want them you witness your own demise with as many senses as possible.
In the next step i would pull out all of your finger and toe nails with a gripper and cover the wounds with socks and gloves drenched in a honey-salt-vinegar-and 5000 red ants-dressing. For fun, I would pull out your eyelashes separately, and plug your nose with maggot-filled horse shit, which i'll gather at the farm close by, after breaking them with a baseball bat. As an instrument of constant threat and terror, i will have an assistant attach a 10000 mega volt battery to your testicles. The assistant will also shove a soldering iron down your reproductive cylinders and put it on max at the same time the batteries will be charged to full power, which will be right after the assistant has rammed a gigantic glass encrusted cactus up your ass.
After that I would let you enjoy the ride for an hour and keep you conscious, while playing some Nickelback albums on full blast.
It would get even messier after that. I would cut off all your limbs with a rusty machete. One by one. The machete would be blunt to the point it couldn't even cut butter no more without the force of a madmen.
I would start with the toes. I will have to force myself through every bone and every chord, slowly, but driven by the power of justice and with a horny smile on my face. I would really enjoy this. In order to prevent immense blood loss, i will weld the wounds with a flat iron, after pouring hydrochloric acid on the mangled stubs. Once cooled down, the stubs will be covered with Myrmecia ants from the Amazon rain forest, which belong to the most poisonous kind of ants in the southern hemisphere.
Then i'll finally get to the eyes. Your precious little light balls!
I will use your little eye balls to milk giant black mambas. Then I will rip them out with some tweezer (rip), before large doses of the venom will get into the blood stream, in order to prevent an early death. The holes will be covered with hot pieces of coal and the ears will be duck-taped shut with Nickelback's Dark Horse Album on a skipping cd player and shitty airplane headphones.
Now your are basically left with no senses and no way to communicate with the outside world. No ears, no eyes, no lips, no nose, no fingers or toes to feel shit. Your skin will be raw and itchy from all the leeches. You are basically trapped inside of your head, alone with your guilt and Nickelback playing the theme song to the end of their lives.
Then i would find a nice cave somewhere in the middle of nowhere and leave you there to suffa. Then i would go home and post this shit on siccness.net/vb
