but on some real shit, the 4th is a weak holiday
what independence
that is so corny
we got 15 million southern americans bieng waited to be granted amnesty yet theres an independence day
much less the fact that my weed dealers is gonna act like holidays means hes not entitled to push a sack
and fuck firecrackers, bieng attracted to sparkles is homosexual
mutha fuckas woulda BBQ'ed today if you woulda called it "baby bash day" and gave everyone the same day off
and the 4th is one of those holidays where unlike alot of other holidays, MORE WHITE PEOPLE COME OUT. on top of that, police because the 4th isa terrorist risk
you might get followed today for buying too many propane tanks
and you can forget getting groceries or going to costco.
man, i cant even go to mexico and buy horse tranquilizer. stupid ass 4th of july.