That reminds me of when my friends little brother racked up like $18,000 in phone sex charges from their house back in the 90s.
He was only 13 and schizophrenic so his mom had to fax all the places his birth certificate and they dropped the phone charges seeing he was under 18.
I remember we were chilling the next day after they got the phone bill and I was like "How the fuck do you rack up $18,000 in phone sex bills in a month Rudy?" and his answer was "I was macking at bitches fool." That reply still cracks me up until this day.