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Feb 8, 2006
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back in the nineties US basketball beat teams by 40, 50, 60 points. shit, now the US women's team are killing teams like that still.... men's basketball team just assumes the win is theirs, we fckn suck

we are lucky that kyrie defected to our team ReSpawn @ReSpawn and that we have Carmelo, rest of the team is shit. hb can't even get off the bench, klay is shit and so is draymon. #13 on Serbian team was abusing us, lucky dude fouled out. Serbia making some nice ass passes off various pick and rolls made us look like amateurs
charles barkley was right today when he said the roster is the problem with the us team

besides the fact there is no steph or lebron they have a bunch of shooters and guys that need the ball in their hands as opposed to role players and defensive players sprinkled in

a team with 5 shooters will struggle against a real team with 2 or 3 scorers mixed with role players that can be an indian and not a chief
 

Lu_

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Speaking of swimming, y'all see that dumb as a bag of rocks ryan lochte get caught lying about getting robbed? What a dumbass, I knew that story was suspect when he was trying to play it off like he was a tough guy saying "whatever" when a gun was at his head, yeah sure buddy. Real Brazilian robbers would have knocked his bitch ass out at minimum. Seems obvious he was out with some Trannies or whatever embarrassing situation he didn't want his family to know about so he created his retarded "elaborate" lie, I'm sure in his mind he thought it was brilliant just like his gay ass silver hair or his diamond American flag Grillz
And then he got the fuck out of the country and left his teammates possibly facing jail time LOL. These idiots were banking on the fact that a 3rd world country is in short supply of cctv. This story is only going to get better
 

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^ lol

holy shit, Australia got wracked. Never expected that. Literally no one could make a 3. Serbia played some great defense though. If they can repeat that same type of performance against the US, it could be a close one again. They only have to keep the US away from getting 2nd chance pts from off. rebounds and turnovers.
 
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^ lol

holy shit, Australia got wracked. Never expected that. Literally no one could make a 3. Serbia played some great defense though. If they can repeat that same type of performance against the US, it could be a close one again. They only have to keep the US away from getting 2nd chance pts from off. rebounds and turnovers.
We choked pretty hard. I think we put too much pressure on them after the USA game. Take nothing away from Serbia though, their D was great.

They still have a chance at a medal vs Spain. Hopefully we play with no pressure and have some fun.
 
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