NORTE MEANS TO WEAR RED ON A DAILY BASIS, AND TO BE OF THE NORTHSIDE OF A TOWN, YOU ARE FROM THE EAST, SO YOU COULD NEVER BE A REAL NORTENO.
IF YOU EVER WEAR BLUE, THEN YOU ARE NOT A NORTENO ANYMORE, EVEN IF THE BLUE IS ON THE TAG OF YOUR SHIT,
THERE ARE 4 GOLDEN RULES
THALL SHALL NOT TRAVEL TO THE SOUTHSIDE OF A CITY, IF YOU DO YOU AUTOMATICALLY BECOME A SURENO. YOU CAN BECOME A NORTENO AGAIN BUT YOU HAVE TO RUSH BACK TO THE NORTHSIDE OF TOWN WITHIN 14 MINUTES.
THALL SHALL NOT TYPE THE LETTER "S" YOU INSTEAD HAVE TO TYPE THE DOLLAR SIGN, IF YOU ARE A TRUE NORTENO YOU WILL TYPE LIKE THIS "FUCK $CRAP$"
THALL SHALL ONLY EARN A NICKNAME IF HE HAS MADE UP A GOOD ENOUGH STORY FOR HOW HE GOT THE NICKNAME, SOMETIMES IT TAKES A WHILE TO MAKE UP A GOOD WAR STORY, IF IT TAKES YOU A WHILE, DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL WILL EVENTUALLY THINK OF SOMETHIN'
THALL SHALL NOT BANG ON SUNDAYS, AS SUNDAY IS THE SABATH OF OUR LORD JOESOPH SMITH, THALL SHALL GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY, RECRUIT FOR MORMONISM AS MUCH AS YOU RECRUIT FOR THE NORTH
WITH THAT, YOU NOW KNOW HOW A REAL NORTENO IS LIKE.
"PURE NORTH"