$10k pr month on shows and more...Ugly Nigga

[The Bay Area]

I see all these posts and marketing of the UN brand on here over the past few years, but I have yet to hear your music or see you even try to promote that..Does your music even exist? Are you a rapper?

Yah I rap...no music at the time to promote...reason...I had to shore up all the areas that I believe would bar my way onto a national stage. I think I have succceeded in that endeavor by:

1- Learning how to manage shows in order to get paid.

2- Create clothing that will advertise my name...men shirts (Ugly Nigga)...female shirts (Pretty Bitch and Ugly Bitch).

3- Create a distribution system that can operate on a national scale.

4- Have unlimited resources as far as flyers and posters...I can target other cities as easy as I do they Bay Area.

5- Getting banners run on all major hip hop message boards.

6- Last thing I need to do is garner a working relationship with Clear Channel that will cover me when ever and where ever I do shows.

7- I already have record stores across the country that will carry my album with the full Ugly Nigga name.

8- Then it's on to making the album...Imma definitely fuck wit Sean T and Indecent The Slap Master

 

[CityDog]

Fuck a hater I hope he do succeed. Get money.

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

you got the roadmap homie, you just need a compass...

Dirty Nigga LLC can provide you with the mass media direction that you so desire...and require to become a relevant factor within todays Bay Area music scene, and beyond.

Allow our team of highly skilled and motivated consultants take your standard base model and add the needed modifications to make sure you are running nothing but high performance strategic advertising campaigns that are engineered to reach mutiple genres and social platforms !

While you may be headed in the right direction...the road is dark

Allow Dirty Nigga LLC to shine the light and illuminate your path to success...We want to help optimize all aspects of your current business plan. While the name may be Dirty Nigga, we specialize in cleaning up your material for nationwide distribution through spotless attention to detail and systematic market infrastructure analysis and comparisons.

You wouldnt take a Lamborghini to Jiffy Lube for an oil change right?...


No


you would take it to the best because your want to protect your investment...


Make the right move.....

Fuck with a Dirty Nigga today!!!

We offer packages to assist with adverstitisng and promotion, graphic design, logo creation and website development assistance, image enhancement, Production, songwriting and studio engineering and more...

 

[The Bay Area]

you got the roadmap homie, you just need a compass...

Dirty Nigga LLC can provide you with the mass media direction that you so desire...and require to become a relevant factor within todays Bay Area music scene, and beyond.

Allow our team of highly skilled and motivated consultants take your standard base model and add the needed modifications to make sure you are running nothing but high performance strategic advertising campaigns that are engineered to reach mutiple genres and social platforms !

While you may be headed in the right direction...the road is dark

Allow Dirty Nigga LLC to shine the light and illuminate your path to success...We want to help optimize all aspects of your current business plan. While the name may be Dirty Nigga, we specialize in cleaning up your material for nationwide distribution through spotless attention to detail and systematic market infrastructure analysis and comparisons.

You wouldnt take a Lamborghini to Jiffy Lube for an oil change right?...


No


you would take it to the best because your want to protect your investment...


Make the right move.....

Fuck with a Dirty Nigga today!!!

We offer packages to assist with adverstitisng and promotion, graphic design, logo creation and website development assistance, image enhancement, Production, songwriting and studio engineering and more...

LMDAO!!! (LAUGH MY DIRTY ASS OFF)
3 years from now if the story line doesn't say..."through all the jokes and back and forth banter billions cascaded from the sky...Ugly Nigga Universe...the fabric of our existence."

 

[Infantry Elite]

little bit of advice...if you really have some money, spend it on real PROFESSIONAL gfx


maybe even do a music video with someone dope *cough*katz*cough*

 

[Chree]

Fuck My Mom Ugly Nigga!

 

[Cut-Throat]

where do you plan on sellin 17,000 units.... it would be a christmas miracle if you sold 1700....

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

17 thousand units nowadays is like the new Bay Area Triple Platinum, what was the last bay album (besides 40 or short) that sold 17k off top?

BOTH OF THE KINGS OF VALLEJO COMBINED AINT SOLD 17K ON THERE LAST RELEASES...HAVE THEY?

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

LMDAO!!! (LAUGH MY DIRTY ASS OFF)
3 years from now if the story line doesn't say..."through all the jokes and back and forth banter billions cascaded from the sky...Ugly Nigga Universe...the fabric of our existence."

You know how many dudes over the past 10 years have said similar lines?


"just wait ya'll...Im the next big thing"

"Mark my words,In (insert #) year(s) from now ***Insert rapper here*** will blow up in the game "


"get at ya boy while Im still underground"


" This next album is gonna be the one yall... "



Wanna know how many of them lived up to it?

I'll buy 100 shirts from you for every 1 rapper that came on here speakin about big things and then actually sold 10k units or more. and just cause someone was on an album that went gold, that dont mean THEY went gold, unless it was a single or you had to do with more than 50% of the project...
at least.

You need a real lowdown Dirty Nigga to break down the infrastructure of your corporate business plan and rebuild it like a new transmission, piece by piece.

Dirty Nigga LLC is going IPO within 5 years and we aspire to be a Fortune 500 company within 2, do you want to be part of the team?
With a distribution network that is over 50 Thousand members strong and a worldwide logistic systems that are driven by dedication....How can you go wrong?
We can help you reach those tough genre's..We can get Ugly Nigga on the backs of white and chinese children...We keep it moving!

Ugly Nigga can help Haiti....theres some uuuugly ass niggas over there man, grills all fucked up and they aint got NO FITS.
Let donate 1000 shirts for promotion in Haiti...we could have cats around the WORLD hustlin for UGLY DIRTY NIGGA LLC


I can see it on CNN now as they open up the stock market on our first day public....will you be there? Camera crews watching....champagne flowin...a whole team of square white dudes in their 40's toastin to UGLY DIRTY NIGGA, all wearin UGLY DIRTY NIGGA hats and t shirts...UGLY BITCHES EVERYWHERE!!!!




UGL on the leaderboards...stock prices tripling, all we'll have to do is monitor the number and make trades, hell we can do that from the strip club


matter of fact...Our headquarters is going to double as a strip club for investment bankers...

MAKE THE MOOOOOOOONEY WORK FOR ME...NOT ME WORKING FOR THE MOOOOOONEY

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

Dirty Nigga LLC now offering Advertising ON THE MOON!

Thats right, be the first to have your advertisement on the moon itself....that big rock in the sky can now display your logo

$400 will get you the exact longitude and latitude for your ad on the moon, a digital photgraph of your logo on the moon, and a certificate of authenticaty from Dirty Nigga LLC Lunar Advertising Corporation.

VIP packages now available...Be the first to book your Concert on the moon...shows starting in 2012 and flights to space starting at 250k Be the first top perform in the stratosphere...Worldwide?

DIRTY NIGGA TAKING OVER THE GALAXY