10 Reasons You Are Not Rich

[Mac Jesus]

#158. because i am a canadian.

 

[G RAIDER]

i got a fuckin shoe problem

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

0) YOUR BLACK

 

[fillyacup]

-0. your messican

fear thy poor brown skin

 

[Rossibreath]

Cuz I'm too lazy to read all that

 

[Mike Manson]

# 254 - You spend all your money to pay off Taxi Drivers so you won't get beaten up.

 

[FDS]

and lol @ cars are just for transportation, this article was obviously written by a dork. you tellin me ridin in a smart car is exactly the same as riding in a Ferrari? Fuck you. Thats a slap in the face to all race car drivers, auto enthusiasts, auto painters, tire makers and everything else that has to do with cars. fuck you.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

DEY SPINNIN NIGGA DEY SPINNIN!

 

[Jack Tracks]

24) you buy weed, alcohol, and tobacco and waste thousands of dollars a year on the three

 

[B-San]

25) You kick it with 9 broke niggaz - then you bound to be the 10th

 

[T-Rip]

26) Spend to much time fapping to internet porn

 

[NAMO]

Fuck that list. Money is to spend. you cant take that shit with you. I can understand saving for a down payment on a house, college for kids, but other than that whats the point? You cant live life never spoiling yourself. Life is to enjoy, fuck your 98 hyundai, as soon as i get the money im getting a Corvette!

live for the day, you never know when this shit will end, fuck saving for when I'm 65, I'll be dead long before then lol.

and lol @ cars are just for transportation, this article was obviously written by a dork. you tellin me ridin in a smart car is exactly the same as riding in a Ferrari? Fuck you. Thats a slap in the face to all race car drivers, auto enthusiasts, auto painters, tire makers and everything else that has to do with cars. fuck you.

exactly, if you ride in a ferrari you will be fucking the baddest bitches on earth, if you drive a datsun, I guess its whats on the inside that counts lol.

 

[STICK-N-MOVE]

i need a print out of this so i can wake up and read this every morning for motivation.

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^ While you play Nintendo 64

 

[MOREBASS]

33. Because you spend all of your earnings on Girbaud Shuttle jeans.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

34. because you don't know how big africa really is you dumb fuck

 

[Defy]

^lol



hey mike manson, do you live in china part 1 or china part 2? is the sequel better than the original?

 

[Rich]

Reason #1: Too many baby mamas (ask Travis Henry how smart he is)
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/12/sports/football/12henry.html

"With Nine Mouths to Feed, Travis Henry Says He’s Broke"

 

[B-San]

^ and that brings us to #35...


Going thru life without a vasectomy

 

[underground]

3. You lack diversification: There is a reason one of the oldest pieces of financial advice is to not keep all your eggs in a single basket. Having a diversified investment portfolio makes it much less likely that wealth will suddenly disappear.

DIVERSIFY YO BONDS N*GGA!