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Id rape Selena Gomez at a bowling alley with a Nintendo 64 controller

If there's one thing we've learned during our travels through this crazy world of mixed martial arts, it's that you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. There are only a few different types of MMA fans, and they tend to gravitate towards certain fighters. For example, let's say your...

My stalker bitch now doing a webcam call in show tuesday nights. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/trillytv Heres the link, and heres the phone # to call in (612) 293-4090 pretty funny shit, if u watch one of the old ones, some dude calls in clownin her hair and it really gets under her skin...

bunch of cats at work got into this discussion me and some dudes say in that lady gaga song she says "p-p-p-poker face f-f-f-fuck her face" other people just dont hear it I have a critial ear having produced dam near 500 songs and ive heard p-p-p-p poke-her-face, f-f-f-fuck her face ever...

OK LONG STORY SHORT got divorced last year, BM was cool with me seeing my kids whenever we got in a big argument over a month ago dropping off kids but she was still cool after that. Then the next week, she tried to pull a fast one on me. I was taking the kids for a few hours, I called to drop...

What some shit that just irritates the fuck outta u?? for me its People that call me, and if I dont answer, they call RIGHT back BITCH I DIDNT ANSWER THE FIRST TIME WHY WOULD I GET IT NOW?? also.. people that say "Supposebly" or "Supposevbly" instead of supposedly PT Cruisers and Honda...

Is that something I should be concerned about and maybe talk to a doctor about it?? Or should I just wait and hope that it spreads to my dick??

Back when this shit was HARD!!!! This years finals didnt even have 1 little scuffle, these fuckin pampered babies mQqhUbqVC8w Look at Rodman smash on Jordan! Holy shit, nowadays a player stripped like that would have sat there cryin like a bitch to the ref, but Rodman shut the fuck up and ran...

_Rkja_lZJhc Nigga gonna wear 37 for the Lakers cuz Thriller was on top the charts for 37 straigtht weeks

http://www.twincities.com/ci_12721051?nclick_check=1 Latest word is that Minnesota Timberwolves top draft pick Ricky Rubio has filed a lawsuit against his DKV Joventut team in Spain, apparently to alleviate a $6.6 million buyout. DKU Joventut president Jordi Villacampa, in today's edition of...

The "G" stands for Gay. Naw, seriously

Isa garbage, Angel on point tho

Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, now this...... Playland, USA - Grimace, the anthropomorphic purple being who has starred in McDonalds commercials since the 70's has died. He was 35 years old. Local authorities said Grimace's long time best friend, Birdie the Early...

Ok sum yall maybe heard the story of the fat bitch with the smelly pussy who burglarized my crib, vandalized it causing over 10k damage, hacked my emails, myspaces, and IM. Well this fucking fat bitch is still on my dick....now has followed me all the way to the siccness. She knows this is my...

www.chalkbodyoutline.com hit me up, i got that studio time dirt cheap and sellin beats 3 for $100 exclusive PM me if interested

Fuckin guy has to be the worst announcer ever

.....WOULD GET THA DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/blog/cagewriter/post/Canseco-and-Choi-to-take-the-term-circus-fight-;_ylt=AuPR.kJEuQsrNVeVdCWmXks9Eo14?urn=mma,160311 Jose Canseco is a 'roided up freak-of-nature who is disliked by pretty much everyone and looks for publicity at every chance. Now if he could only...

The other day I brought my kids to the free public zoo. It was one of the first hot sunny days here and there was hella people there as I expected. So we keep driving around tryin to find parking on the street. Shits full as fuck aint no where to park in an 8 block radius. But there is these 2...