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Two southern girls from Georgia were sitting on their front porch one evening. One girl had just arrived back from New York and she was telling her girlfriend about some of the sites she had seen in the big city. In a heavy southern drawl, she says, "You know, they have women up there who...

...and then there's True Friends. LOL!

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use...

Yeah, I just bought him at this pet store over in Sunnyvale. My uncle hooked me up with an old terrarium that he doesn't need anymore cuz his tortoises are too big for it now. I'm gonna set it up tomorrow, it's gonna be like a big ass mansion for the little dude. Not sure if it's male or female...

Cuz he ripped everyone on there, Is he doin' anything?

But I just saw it last night, and I thought the part at the end when they create that computerized Diversion, and he's back at the camp. Those two chicks in the sleeping bags. Ones on the ground in the sleeping bag, and the other bitch is in the other sleeping bag, and he's just beating the...

Like for example. Last night me and my homie were goin' to hook up a Sac in Mountain View. And were were meeting the dude at this place. And we were walkin' to find a payphone, and this drunk ass Hispanic dude was sittin' on bench at the bus stop. "you guys a have a dollar for the bus?" and this...

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...for a Coors Light commercial. it was a phone conversation, this dude was like "where's BIG J? this is D-Rock" I was drivin' in my car when i heard this, I was like What tha Fuck! All these people stealin' my name. And Just Recently this one dude was over here rappin' and He was stealing my...

Shit looked tight. made me wish I had some shrooms! lol

haha, these are great, especially the anna Kornikovanfpia;pknf pic

I was walkin' home from work yesterday cuz I only live a few blocks away. And I'm walkin' past this house and this woman is in her yard with her husband doin' yardwork. And she's wearing this really short ass Mini skirt. And she's all bendin' over with her ass facin' to the street, no fuckin'...

Startin' today I'm tryin' to grow my goatee and mustache out. It's gonna look like I have dirt on my upper lip for a while. When I meet people they ask "what school you go to?" And I'm like "Dude, I'm 21". I walk in the bar, and before I sit down The bartender is like "I need some ID!"...

I grew up in the Santa Cruz area, so there was a lot of surfers and skaters around. "dude" was always used, actually thatz pretty much a California thing. Same with "Bro" or Bra", or even "Bruh". Another one is "hella", hella people be using that one. and in the valley a lot fo people say "like"...

Some weird Shit comes up

Just retyped my resume, I made it look real professional-like. Bout to go to an interview tomorrow in Palo Alto at this Hotel. the position is for front desk. I originally applied for Houseman/Driver, but the dude wants me to go for front desk with my computer experience and all. I also may be...

If so what company do you go through?, and what rates are you payin'? Any recommendations? I've been gettin' real paranoid lately, and I know it isn't the weed. I'd like to keep it legit instead of havin' to get a gun.

McDonald's Play Area's >> > In addition to the following true >> > story, I will also add that >> > my own sons were playing in the ball pit at >> > Discovery Zone one day. >> > One son lost his watch, and was very upset. We >> > dug and dug in those balls, >> > trying to find the watch...

here's what's happening. I tried to get some tech support from Steinberg. They helped me, but told me they don't offer support for any OS below OSX. I'm still runnin' Cubase 5 on my imac. What I'm gonna be doin' in the next month is pullin' some strings to come up with some extra dough. I'm...