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    Homer Simpson would be proud: Nuclear regulators crack firewalls to access porn

    Nuclear regulators bypass federal firewalls, find ways to see porn - Washington Times It’s become tougher to surf porn on government computers after scandals, but some workers at the Nuclear Regulatory Commission managed to find ways to bypass detection software and firewalls to get the...
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    teacher banned from her school for fucking her stident

    Teacher Claire Louise Horton admits sleeping with ex-pupil and is banned from classroom - but denies having sex - Mirror Online She resigned from her position after admitting to the head teacher that she had “slept with” a 16-year-old who had recently sat his GCSEs A woman teacher has been...
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    drunk chick steals sex toy from adult store and wanted a job there

    Woman accused of stealing adult toy, then inquiring about job - Police Blotters - Northwest Florida Daily News A woman is accused of going into an adult products store intoxicated, shoplifting a sex toy by concealing it in her pants, then inquiring about a job, according to a Crestview Police...
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    10 tons of reggie bush seized at arizona border

    aGK_NKb9smY 10 tons of marijuana seized at Arizona border | azfamily.com Phoenix Federal officials are reporting a record seizure of marijuana at an Arizona crossing on the U.S.-Mexico border. U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials held a Tuesday afternoon news conference to...
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    robot handjobs

    WHAT THE FUCK Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming (NSFW) nLXVinyXjgA The Second Law of Robotics is: A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings. Over the weekend, a virtual sex simulator debuted in Japan, Kotaku reported. The "VR Tenga" is the product...
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    after one hit macklemore is finally gonna go away for a while

    Macklemore & Ryan Lewis Are Going On A Hiatus - XXL
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    unfunny comedian tyler perry just needs to go away

    A-COoCHkueI nobody is gonna see this latest movie bafoonery from him
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    am i the only one who caught this

    all 3 hosts on the espn nba countdown show were joking about teams tanking on purpose. tryin to make it seem as if tanking didnt exist. the more teams tank the more money the pro sports betters and oddsmakers in los vagas make. same goes for the teams that are always annointed to the playoffs...
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    cell phone spam could be illegal in russia

    Stop My Spam! Legislators prepare to shield users from mass SMS ads ? RT Russian politics Russia’s upper house has developed a set of amendments to the Law on Communications that would define mass SMS deliveries as a separate service and allow mobile phone users to demand that providers...
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    so clayton kershaw turned down $300 million

    he was gonna make $30 million a year. baseball needs to limit these contracts to $100 million max. no need to overpay players or give them 10 year contracts. just do the year to year contracts. if u do great that year then the player would get a reasonable 25% raise. players shouldnt hold teams...
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    spy allegedly committed "accidental suicide"

    A spy whose naked, decomposing body was found inside a padlocked gym bag at his apartment likely died in an accident with no one else involved, British police said Wednesday — a tentative conclusion that is unlikely to calm conspiracy theories around the bizarre case. Metropolitan Police...
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    walmart regime workers go on strike in seattle

    BREAKING: Wal-Mart workers strike, Target workers threaten to join Black Friday walkout - Salon.com Four days after the end of a Southern California strike, Seattle-area Wal-Mart workers plan to mount their own walkout this morning. The one-day strike is the latest in the lead-up to a...
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    great news for yankees fans

    Yankees Free Agent Target: Bartolo Colon - Pinstripe Alley The Yankees' position of "older pitcher that's still really good" may have as many as two vacancies next season with the retirement of Andy Pettitte and Hiroki Kuroda's status unknown. A viable candidate for the spot could be former...
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    Man jailed for 11 months for having sex with inflatable raft

    Man jailed for 11 months for having sex with inflatable raft | Latest News | News | Daily Star. Simply The Best 7 Days A Week A MAN has been sentenced to 11 months in prison for having sex with an inflatable pool raft in front of little children Edwin Charles Tobergta, of Hamilton...
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    chief keef gets to pick up horse shit for community service

    Chief Keef To Clean Up After Horses For Community Service Chief Keef has been sentenced to 60 hours of community service which includes feeding, grooming and cleaning up after horses. The center he’ll be working at, which is located in the Chicago area, is meant to provide “physical...
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    R.I.P. Blockbuster Video

    dish network is gonna close the remaining 300 blockbuster stores. teh garve for blockbuster started to get dug when netflix and other on demand services became the norm
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    45% thc weed is the most expensive in the world

    The Most Expensive Strain in the World | Cannabis Now Magazine AJk73QXGZNw oracle weed strain Somewhere, in some deep, dank corner of the internet, word leaked about the best marijuana strain in the world: Oracle. This strain has a whopping 45% THC, which for scale, is almost double...
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    so apparently this garbage is whats "hip hop" these days #smh

    https://soundcloud.com/francisctorres/justin-bieber-bad-day nobody will remember that bum justin bieber within 5 years. i would rather listen to benzinos entire discography then that justin bieber garbage
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    good weed costs $45 a gram in vietnam

    U.S., Canadian Weed Finds Export Market in Asia For the young Vietnamese dope smokers rolling up outside a smart Hanoi cafe, local cannabis is just not good enough. As with their Adidas caps, iPhones and Sanskrit tattoos, so with their choice of bud: Only foreign will do. Potent marijuana...