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It should be on her shoulder so you can eat her out, and dance with her at the same time!

Its not my favorite cd, but theres some real tight tracks on it. i think they are experementing around, cause its sort of diferent than other stuff they did. Good song with Jill Scott, good song with Nelly Furtado, good song on the radio if you heard that. If you like the roots, this should...

you ever see a kid upset or a person having a bad day, so you decide to help them out? how about someone in a jam and you give up some real personal shit to help them and make them feel better? If you had a receipt for it, what was your biggest personal loss to make someone feel better?

do you think are for diseases and disorders that are bullshit. Like a problem that it made up just so you think you need a drug to treat it, when your really fine?

say you are fooing aorund on your computer and come across a way to break the network advertisements and squeeze in 4 seconds of live fotage, whatever you want it to be. You can make a statement, blow something up, chug a beer, show your ball-sack, whatever you want to do for the nations most...

Out of these choices, if someone adresses you as (FILL IN WORD HERE)... or calls you a (FILL IN WORD HERE). Which is it that pisses you off the most; and if you want to enlighten us why... proceed.

The first fght among mankind involved 2 people. One beat the shit out of the other. The second fight among mankind involved the same two people. the one who got his ass kicked, now holds a stone in his hand. When the champ steps up, POW! He gets a stone to the face. Now BARRY the one who...

I want to make a video of "CELEBRITIES FAMILLY ARGUMENTS" where cameramen capture real life stuggles insde the celeb's home. Such as JENNIFER ANNISTON yelling at her daughters for wrecking the car CHRIS ROCK taking out personal problems on his father DAVID SPADE arguing with his wife. And...

I cant say its all muscle, but i got up to 215 pounds, and i can still see most of my abs. So i cant have gained too much fat. So thats it, that was the goal. Now im gonna try and get used to the weight. I eat all day long, like 4 huge meals along with 5 small meals everyday. Plus all my...

doin shit all fucked up. I went to take the garbage out, and what did i do... i took the garbage bags to my room.... WHY? I cut up an old Vitamin World Club card and kept dropping peices of it, id bend down to pick up a peice and drop another. I spill drinks like i was born to do it.... WHY...

...and the model sleeping on the bed was an average looking man except for HIS OBVIOUSLY AMPUTATED ARM (at the elbow), but he looked peaceful as he slept... WOULD THAT IMAGE turn you off from buying this bed... even tho it could be the perfect sleep youll ever get? :confused:

She had that cd party and all the people there like JD and shit said its hot shit and the cd is fuckin terrible. My friend who buys all that kind of stuff always has this stuff. I dont think its out yet, so ill just warn you early: IT SUCKS. It has a Camron "Oh Boy" remix, a Dr. Dre Chronic...

you aint never smoked with me and my peeps outta this thing....

I almost post this as: When your mom KNOWS your a FUCK UP so many times.... (compare) :dead:

I was leaving work and i took my uneaten sardines and put them in a stieeyrro-phoam cup. Then i was like damn i need a fork. So i got a plastic one and to fit it in the cup i needed to cut it. So i ask the bartender. "Do you got sissors?" Shes like no i just lost them . So this older chick...

While at that bar last night with my boss... one thing i thought was weird was he was so wasted he aksed me "is everything done?" and im like "Yeah" so he says "Go on, get out of here." and waves his hand at the door. Im lik "im hanging out." He goes "No... nah, your all done. Go on home...

My boss last night started drinking early. Upstairs he was talking with my homeboy about jail. then they start ripping on each other and hes like (at my homie David) "So what, did you take it up the ass a lot?" And Davids like "No, thats a disgrace to my culture, were not like that" So my...

And after a few years some white families decided to move there... whould you feel like the colony is no longer real? Would it ruin the colony... or would you believe that "hey, were all originally people from earth... lets just be cool together." ?

TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO BE... IN MY LAND. (you have until MONDAY!)

When i left school i said bye to all the fine foreign chicks at school waiting for their rides. Then i remembered in Chemistry class today where i sit behind that Chia girl from China. Shes real hot, but i can hardly communicate with her. But she understood the wave i gave her and the bye i...