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One time someone played me the Linkin Park album. I was drunk and high and he was hyping it up, so I was jamming to it in his room while playin games and shit. The next day, or two days later, he put it on again, and I had to sit down. My pulse quickened, and I felt my heart jump in my...

What a fucked up mix. I don't know what this bitch is thinking. I have been straight burping some fucked up shit all night. Those foods do not mix for a reason. Last one literally woke up my girl. Foul.

Who be into this shit for real? Hit me up sometime. For real.

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I met & kicked it with George Clinton about 8 years ago. Nigga was so zoned the fuck out he could barely put a sentence together. And that was BEFORE we started gettin fucked up. I'm really surprised he did those Apple commercials where he has like two lines. On mamas, those two lines took...

Down Down in a rollercoaster Sweet sweet baby I'll never let you go Suga Suga cocoapuff suga suga pow Suga suga cocapuff suga suga pow Gramma gramma she sick in bed She called the doctor and the doctor said Lets get the rythm of the hands Lets get the rythm of the feet Lets get the rythm of the...

Invite Stockton over for like 3 days. Pay him some attention, give him some old ass bread, pretend to be his friend ("Yea we definitely will kick it some time, just as soon as my uhhh...at my work it gets...uhh more slow...so there is less...work") and he will have ur shit up to par in no time...

Today is a sad day homies que no? Pero if you see him in the streets he will rep that Jesu Cristo and stab a scrap in the face! Well not really stab but sometimes will see a guy looking like a LA type and will mug hard. But I dont know really, to God be the glory, I'm making 32 posts today in...

New Single by E40 and Fab: My Little Brother-in-Law Jamar Invented "Skeeberdippin" Man...this shit cracks me up. About 99 percent of the Bay singles in the past 3 years have mentioned someone for inventing something. 2 Short - "Everyone copied me. Dave chappelle too. I invented...

Apparently the shit is real big out there... I seen a bunch more of this shit somewhere but this is all I could find right now. Edit: I guess the first Japanese girl won Dancehall Queen in Jamaica in 2002 and it caused a controversy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtzlKlkQs9w...

Emo ass whiteboys and their toothpick girlfriends.

CHESTER, England - In an evolutionary twist, Flora the Komodo dragon has managed to become pregnant all on her own without any male help. She is carrying seven baby Komodo dragons. "We were blown away when we realized what she'd done," said Kevin Buley, a reptile expert at Flora's home at the...

Why is every street or area named after MLK hella grimey? Why do mofuckas ask to hit your weed or cigarette and leave like a can of spit on it? Why are you always really ready to wile out when the party is ending? Why is it cold as fuck right now? Why I gotta get up tomorrow at 6 am and...