I work at a hotel in downtown Seattle. Butcher works at a luxury condo building in Bellevue (at least he used to, not sure where he's at these days).
And it's Hotel Coronafornia.
A guest at the hotel just gave me a sixer of Cucumber Crush sours by 10 Barrel which was actually my introduction to sours a few years back & are very tasty. They're only 5% abv, I got 5 1/2 hours to go, think I'm gonna grab a Starbucks cup & slowly put them away while chilling at the front desk.
Got a Mac Book Pro & a couple of Bose SoundLink bluetooth speakers. Figure if I'm gonna be stuck in the house a lot more than often the next couple of months (hopefully just that!!) might as well get some new toys.
Yeah fuck all that noise but also lmao @ Tucker Carlson's bitchass trying to speak like Boris Johnson was in good health before this. Dude is a hot mess who has always looked like he's about to croak on any given day.
I legit got paid to FaceTime my friends for like 4 hours added up, walk 10,000 steps in our lobby, flip through a new art book I got delivered to the hotel that arrived today, and eat free Thai food the spot across the street brought over to me because I've been letting their employees working...