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    Clown Robs Woman While She's Taking A Shit

    AKRON, Ohio -- Robbery usually isn't a laughing matter. But for one woman in Ohio it eventually became one after she said a man wearing a clown mask tried to mug her -- while on the commode. "This character in a clown mask threw open my bathroom door, I was on the commode, so it was kind of a...
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    Lady Gets Yoked By Hooters Security Guard

    A woman who claims she was attacked by a security guard at the Oak Lawn Hooters restaurant in January filed a lawsuit Wednesday against the restaurant chain, an Oak Lawn police officer and the village. The lawsuit was filed less than two weeks after the woman was sentenced to 200 days in Cook...
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    "All I did was place my order and I got a 'f--- you' burger,"

    SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- A Burger King manager and an employee are being fired after a Sacramento man got a receipt that contained an offensive message, the company said Wednesday. Francisco Perez said upon ordering food at the Arden Way restaurant, he received a receipt that said "f--- you."...
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    MLB 2K11

    Philadelphia Phillies perfect game-pitcher Roy Halladay will grace next year's edition of MLB 2K when 2K Sports' baseball sim comes back to console, portables and PC. The predicted Cy Young award winner is, unsurprisingly, honored to be this year's coverboy. Last year, 2K Sports offered a...
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    Apache: Air Assault

    RJeXHmsQVVc $30 game coupon if you buy from Kmart
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    The scariest man in the Northwest

    MILWAUKIE, Ore. -- Milwaukie police say a 46-year-old Portland man is behind a one-man crime spree that happened last month. Officers tracked down Mark Siebenmorgen, 46, at his home in Portland last week and took him into custody. Police said Siebenmorgen assaulted a man at a Milwaukie TriMet...
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    R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero

    5 years ago today :(
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    Them Chinese folk know how to build some shit

    Ps0DSihggio
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    Got a burning,itchy feeling down low? Theres an app for that

    LOS ANGELES -- There may soon be a smartphone app that can tell you whether you have an STD like HIV or Syphilis. Researchers in the United Kingdom are currently working on the app. Users would put urine or saliva on a USB chip, which would then be plugged into the phone. The phone's app then...
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    Call Of Duty: Black Ops **discussion thread**

    11/9/10 The game is out Talk about anything COD B.O. related Any flaming post talking shit bout the other console will be deleted
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    House party gone wrong

    (CNN) -- Four teens are facing murder charges after a fifth teen was beaten to death at a Georgia house party that got out of control, authorities said Sunday. Horace Damon Coleman, 19, Emanuel Benjamin Boykins, 18, Quantez Devonta Mallory, 18, and Tracen Franklin, 19, face one felony murder...
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    Butt Naked Woman Crashes Into Driving School Building

    NORCO ( KTLA) -- A truck with a half-dressed man in the truck bed, reportedly driven by a naked woman, crashed at high speed into a driving school early Sunday morning. The woman was critically injured. The man tried to run away but was too injured to escape. Both Norco police and Riverside...
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    T.G.I. Fridays BOGO offer

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    Black Friday 2010 (TVs & Games)

    SEARS (doors open at 4am EST *= doorbuster price) Televisions 2 Pairs Samsung 3D Glasses - Free w/Purchase of Samsung 3D Plasma HDTV LG 60" 1080P 600HZ Plasma HDTV - $1,499.99 * Panasonic 32" 1080P 60HZ LCD HDTV - $399.99 * Panasonic 37" 1080P 60HZ LCD HDTV - $469.99 *...
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    Unbelievable Case of Concealment

    HALIFAX, Nova Scotia -- A young Asian man who boarded an Air Canada flight in Hong Kong elaborately disguised as an elderly white male is seeking refugee status in Canada in what border officials are calling an "unbelievable case of concealment." An internal intelligence alert from the...
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    Sizzurp

    LOS ANGELES -- The DEA is cracking down on a highly addictive and potentially deadly drink known as "Sizzurp." Sizzurp is a syrupy drink that's a mixture of prescription cough syrup ( promethazine with codeine), soda and jolly ranchers, for added sweetness. The concoction produces an...
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    Where my bullys at

    www.burnbook.com
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    FourSquare

    Who fucks with it? add me dennisb407
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    Campus PD

    did a search didnt see any topics... Anyone ever watch this shit on G4 channel? It's funny as shit..COPS on college campuses haha