I googled some to get an example and these were in the first 3
"My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed."
Christopher Morley, in Science and Religion
"Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats."
Howard Aiken, in Success and Failure
This was the second one LMAO
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.
Rudyard Kipling, in Men and Women