Do Christians Receive A Birth Covenant?

[SeriouslyThug]

im christian
if we came from apes
how come were not hairy and have a big mouth
and did we end up looking like we do know
and besides
there isnt any serious proof of apes
they showd a video saying an ape was wondering around in the forest
that thing looked exactly like a costume that i had saw at a store
know one ever cought an ape

 

[SeriouslyThug]

Some things can not be explained by science. Take for example, rainbows. Rainbows are a mystery and you can not touch them, just like god. Despite this fact, they are still there even though there is no scientific explanation for them. So next time you find yourself doubting your faith, think of god as a rainbow. I know that this can be a difficult concept for some of you to grasp. It is just like air you can't see it but you know its there

 

[drunkaholic707]

rainbows have a pot of lucky charms at the end of em

 

[SeriouslyThug]

When you play with fire, there is a 50/50 chance something will go wrong, and nine times out of ten it does.

 

[Smiley650Agony]

When you play with fire, there is a 50/50 chance something will go wrong, and nine times out of ten it does.

I hope your Christian belief is better than your math skills

 

[SeriouslyThug]

I hope your Christian belief is better than your math skills

all three are just as strong

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

"This is MAGG_KNoWLY_A Mixerr..." - @Danger Manye

 

[TA90011]

When you play with fire, there is a 50/50 chance something will go wrong, and nine times out of ten it does.

all three are just as strong

under-rated posts lol...

i think ppl missed the joke

 

[Danger Manye]

But What About The Moon? It Is Found Older Than The Earth, Does Space Split Time And Turn Back While Our Atmosphere Is The Fountain Of Youth. Did Adam And Eve Sleep Millions Of Nights In The Garden And Live With The Dinosaurs? I Know, Is There Fire In The Center Of The Earth, A Magnetic Ball, Or Both?


And Like The Ape Traveling Into A Berge Becoming Man, Why Isn't There Tiger People?

Or Maybe Your Right A Change Occurs, Like Last Year When They Showed The Super Bowl To A Few Apes, Then This Year A Few Extra Hairy Men Showed Up In Houston.

 

[SeriouslyThug]

Yes. DNA can never be proven. Evolutionists are obsessed with it because they always say ''chimps share 97% DNA with modern man'' etc. That's great, however you would then need to prove DNA is real.

 

[SeriouslyThug]

We don't just think the Bible is true. It IS true because it's the Word of God. People who say "It's true because the Bible says it's true" is illogical are ignorant of the natures of both truth and the Bible and are themselves guilty of being illogical.

 

[Danger Manye]

I Asked Myself Before I Started Reading It How Can A Book Be All True And Threw It Against The Wall, I Was Mad That Someone Would Tell Me That. So I Know How You Feel.

 

[TA90011]

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[SeriouslyThug]

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please ban this psycho... we are trying to have a logical discussion here

 

[StillHustlin]

 

[NotAllThere]

fuck all these foreign middle eastern gods
we need to bring back our own gods

 

[Danger Manye]

Bring Back Hercules & Thor, Nevermind, What Are You Talking About They Make Movies About These Guys All The Damn Day. What About We Bring Back My Original Question "Do Christians Receive A Birth Covenant?"

 

[Danger Manye]

They Say You Must Be Saved Even Born From Christian Parents, But Those Of Jewish Parents Are Saved From Birth And On The 8th Day? Is It Not In The Christian Genes Of Family At Set Birth Though A Male Does Not Need Circumcision?

 

[SeriouslyThug]

you are asking to discuss an idea that presupposes a bunch of other ideas which nobody believes. As soon as they indicate the contradiction in the foundation of your ideas itself you begin talking to yourself and trying to be cute.
Take this to a christian forum where you can all applaud each other for being specifically chosen by god to be his best friend unlike those of us who god created to think for ourselves.
bye

 

[Danger Manye]

I Formed This Thread On Christmas Eve, It Has Relativity To Everybody.

But Nix One Topic Out And I'm Out