Drunkaholic has the personality of a tree stump
Always been a chump
A punk
This is real talk from the crazed chipmunk
You want funk
call me Shawn Kemp when it's time to dunk
A drunk
with an insane left jab uppercut to right hook
This is off the books
One punch KO, captain hook
Stresmatic, automatic
All facts, no magnets