Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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I'm a tell you'll a story real quick...
So when I went to the A's game last Wednesday vs. the Astros...I went to go to the bathroom to vape, and some drunk ass lady walks up to me and told me that I was wearing the best jersey ever (I'm wearing a white Rickey Henderson jersey) and gives me a high five, and I reply by saying thanks.
She then proceeded to tell me that he was the GOAT, and of course, I agreed. So then she continued to say that he was the real GOAT, unlike Barry Bonds. So she whispers (no Reckless' sister) in my ear "fuck Barry Bonds...and fuck his dad too."
Some of you'll may not know, but Barry Bonds' dad is dead. And I thought that was pretty gangsta for a lady to say that because that's some shit that I'd say. So I gave her another high five which she deserved.
So yeah, fuck Barry Bonds and fuck his dad.
So when I went to the A's game last Wednesday vs. the Astros...I went to go to the bathroom to vape, and some drunk ass lady walks up to me and told me that I was wearing the best jersey ever (I'm wearing a white Rickey Henderson jersey) and gives me a high five, and I reply by saying thanks.
She then proceeded to tell me that he was the GOAT, and of course, I agreed. So then she continued to say that he was the real GOAT, unlike Barry Bonds. So she whispers (no Reckless' sister) in my ear "fuck Barry Bonds...and fuck his dad too."
Some of you'll may not know, but Barry Bonds' dad is dead. And I thought that was pretty gangsta for a lady to say that because that's some shit that I'd say. So I gave her another high five which she deserved.
So yeah, fuck Barry Bonds and fuck his dad.
man you know i would guaranteed but im a broke bitch
i ate like 3g of abv like 20 min ago ill try and hit this leftover oil acouple more times
i ate like 3g of abv like 20 min ago ill try and hit this leftover oil acouple more times
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I never said she was inside the men's bathroom lol...she was buying beer at a concession stand that was right next to the men's bathroom.
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Barry Bonds wishes he had a World Series ring like Rickey Henderson lol...
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when i went to that mariner game we bought one of those bottemless sodas and were kicking it at the Pen right by edgars cantina where that bathroom and pizza place and beer place is
we scored 9 runs
thats the lucky spot me and my homie javier didnt move at all cause we knew what it was that was the rally spot
scored 9 runs the ushers knew what it was we scored 9 runs, i bet this korean usher dude would let us sit up close on the 3rd base side if we hustled tickets and got in there
we scored 9 runs
thats the lucky spot me and my homie javier didnt move at all cause we knew what it was that was the rally spot
scored 9 runs the ushers knew what it was we scored 9 runs, i bet this korean usher dude would let us sit up close on the 3rd base side if we hustled tickets and got in there
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