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BUTCHER 206

FREE BUTCHER206
Aug 22, 2003
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had to break out my cpr training in the sammich line at safeway. shit wasnt cool. luckily she came to before i had to go to 2nd base.
Wait what? Some lady died at safeway and you saved her life? You're a hero man, that's fuckin crazy, hell yeah

I'm too lazy to learn proper CPR so I just go around with a couple classic killa tay songs on my phone instead; just in case
 

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Apr 25, 2002
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Wait what? Some lady died at safeway and you saved her life? You're a hero man, that's fuckin crazy, hell yeah

I'm too lazy to learn proper CPR so I just go around with a couple classic killa tay songs on my phone instead; just in case
she passed out in front of me. i stabilized her and was checking her pulse when she came to. she said she was fine, i got her some water and a cold rag. when the medics showed up, i cut her in line, got my my sammich and bounced.