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[BUTCHER 206]

If my legs giving out really was a symptom of MS though that'd suck. I didn't tell anyone about it at my work or nothing. I'm thinking it wasn't and maybe it was a pinched nerve or something, but I'm no doctor and I don't even know if that makes sense. If it happened when I was a 5 hour hike out in the middle of no where tho, that'd be a bad day.

You probably just pinched a nerve in your lower back or your spine compressed strangely. They don't call digging "back breaking labor" for no reason. What's your posture like? It wouldn't be a bad idea to work on optimal posture as well as strengthening your core and lower back muscles through modest exercise

 

[Mac Jesus]

my posture is poor. I actually already started going to the gym so that when the field season starts up I'm not a lazy fat ass bastard who can't keep up with the rest of the crew.

 

[Mac Jesus]

I'll work on my core and lower back. Thanks dr. butcher.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I'll work on my core and lower back. Thanks dr. butcher.

Basically one of my friends spent thousands of dollars dealing with something similar with chiropractors and massage, all this shit. It ultimately boiled down to strengthening his lower back muscles and all his problems went away

 

[Mac Jesus]

Early Symptoms of MS
Blurred or double vision.
Thinking problems.
Clumsiness or a lack of coordination.
Loss of balance.
Numbness.
Tingling.
Weakness in an arm or leg.

Who doesn't have these kinds of things happen sometimes tho.

 

[InfamousICON]

Montell Williams got diagnosed with MS in 1999 and he still does commercials and looks fine. You'll be fine. Toughen up, it's just a little MS.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

This one bitch never even looks in my direction when entering and exiting the building. I don't know why that annoys me, I'm taking it personally. i always page the door and elevators open for her usually people say thanks or at least look your direction.

I just totally ignored her and she grabbed the door handle and it was locked. Then it took her like 20 seconds to dig her card out and i completely ignored her the whole time; she looked this way finally, but i ignored her more. Then she dropped her keys by the elevator i kind of wish they fell down to the elevator pit so I could give her monotone standard by the book answers. Flip through the post orders book; pretend like I'm reading directly from it. "I'm sorry, miss, unfortunately the keys cannot be retrieved from the elevator pit. If you need to access your spare unit keys i am unable to do so. Miss, do you require the services of a locksmith? Here is their number; i am unable to establish contact with them as it is a contractual obligation between the two of you. Please have a good day and or night"

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I should strangle her tbh

 

[Mac Jesus]

Go into her apartment. You have keys to all the suites right?

 

[Mac Jesus]

Montell Williams got diagnosed with MS in 1999 and he still does commercials and looks fine. You'll be fine. Toughen up, it's just a little MS.

Some dude who went to the same school as me made a documentary about his MS I don't wanna be like him. I also don't wanna be Montell Williams.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Go into her apartment. You have keys to all the suites right?

They're in an electronic safe. I know how to get into it but it'll set off an alarm.

 

[InfamousICON]

She probably likes you now. She's probably one of those women that need to be treated like shit by someone to like them. Next time she comes down ask her if she's been gaining weight lately. Then the next time after that ignore her again. She'll be ready to drop the panties by then.

 

[Mac Jesus]

They're in an electronic safe. I know how to get into it but it'll set off an alarm.

hmm. we have to figure out how to the keys without setting off the alarm. you need to take pictures of her sleeping then start emailing them to her.

 

[InfamousICON]

I also don't wanna be Montell Williams.

Why? Black people are way cooler than white people. If you were Montel Williams you would be way cooler.

 

[Mac Jesus]

tbh, if I ever have kids I'm going to take photos of them at a distance all through their childhood and teen years, without them knowing. Then when they are finally ready to move out I'll sneak a photo album of all these pictures into there place next to a cell phone and when they are alone I will call the cell phone and just breath heavy into the receiver.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Why? Black people are way cooler than white people. If you were Montel Williams you would be way cooler.

because I wanna be my own person.

 

[InfamousICON]

because I wanna be my own person.

But fat ice backs aren't cool. You should be something else.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

She probably likes you now. She's probably one of those women that need to be treated like shit by someone to like them. Next time she comes down ask her if she's been gaining weight lately. Then the next time after that ignore her again. She'll be ready to drop the panties by then.

Excellent ideas

 

[Mac Jesus]

So I guess it's the time of the night that InfamousICON decides to make fun of me for my ethnicity and weight issues. I guess it's time for me to leave.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

lol