I like that. I'm going to quote it to my brother the next time he shows off all the shit he bought. He'll probably get mad at me.
>shows off super expensive clothes
"Heh. Still don't have your own custom tailor or designer huh?"
>shows off brand new car
"You mean you have to drive it yourself? Heh"
>brand new home
"hmm. It's rather... Modest. We all have to start somewhere i guess."
>brand new rolex / expensive watch
"Still no personal assistants huh? Well, maybe some day,
if you keep working hard..." (laugh a little bit after you say that)