Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Nuttkase]

what now

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Move one thing a week until everything is in a different place. Do it as a social experiment and report to us how it goes.

I was going to stack these two couches on top of each other but they probably weigh like 300+ lbs the whole frame is some solid wood

 

[Nuttkase]

I bought a big container of fortune cookies at Uwajimaya last week and I've had about a dozen or so now and every single one has had two fortunes in it what's going on here.

 

[Nuttkase]

I was going to stack these two couches on top of each other but they probably weigh like 300+ lbs the whole frame is some solid wood

Break the red partially deconstructed egg looking thing (vase?)

 

[Nuttkase]

I'm high as fuck why did I ask if that's a vase it's obviously not and just some stupid sculpture. Might be time to call it a night lol

 

[Nuttkase]

Butcher I got your first mission. Switch the pillows on the couches.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Break the red partially deconstructed egg looking thing (vase?)

That stupid looking thing probably costs like 50 grand or some unfathomable amount lol, id be in debt for life

 

[Nuttkase]

Do people ever just chill out there? I mean I know you worth the late night/early morning shift but like in general.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Do people ever just chill out there? I mean I know you worth the late night/early morning shift but like in general.

It used to happen a lot like sometimes college students would study down there, but they got rid of the WiFi for some dumbass reason im pretty sure because some article was in the paper about tweakers driving around picking up wifi signals and trying to steal identities and some old crone on the hoa board complained about the residents contact roster possibly being at risk. After that it's just people who are waiting for their limo or cab mostly

 

[BUTCHER 206]

And absolutely no random people off the street id definitely be on top of that like some super top flight security ultimate snitch shit, immediately getting them trespassed within a minute with extreme prejudice lol

 

[Nuttkase]

Beat the living shit out of them with the egg thing.

 

[Nuttkase]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Haven't updated my log in 4hrs lol whoops

 

[Nuttkase]

Have you ever not updated it a whole shift? Just left that motherfucker blank.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Haven't updated my log in 4hrs lol whoops

 

[Nuttkase]

Just write n/a

 

[Nuttkase]

Oh I thought you guys like kept a book you wrote in but I guess this isn't 1932 huh?

 

[Nuttkase]

Someday we won't even have paper I'm sure.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Have you ever not updated it a whole shift? Just left that motherfucker blank.

Nope, they have protocol for that the field supervisors start visiting you twice a week for a month minimum trying to catch you slipping lol

I'd probably get away with it but would rather not. Also management might be like "the heck?" then start looking through cctv footage and realize i do nothing all night but chill on my phone most days

 

[Nuttkase]

Because we will have killed all the trees and the earth will become a sun scorched barren wasteland depleted of life.