Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[BUTCHER 206]

I'd be doing it on the east side though, no seattle runs lol

 

[VERSACERO]

Where'd you get it? I've been looking for it but haven't seen it. It must be at like 7-11's and gas stations

Raleys had it in the cold drink section!

 

[Nuttkase]

You don't need a new Benz or BMW and if you had one I'm pretty sure you could probably not work for Uber lol Although I've seen plenty of those and some like tricked out cars that were.

 

[Nuttkase]

Pretty sure the car he started with was about as old as you could get and it was in no way nice. Like it wasn't falling apart, or gross, or anything but it was definitely a commuter car that had seen a lot of miles.

 

[Mac Jesus]

I tried that new 1893 Pepsi today... Shit was turrible!!! I love the og recipe!!!

Pepsi also put out a new ginger cola. I was scared to try it and just got a regular one.

 

[Mac Jesus]

change is scary.

 

[Nuttkase]

I think Butcher died.

 

[Nuttkase]

Cabby came back and killed him.

"No, no, no... you die now"

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I think Butcher died.

Elevator dropped 4 floors, clunked violently freaked out 4 ppl i got them out though

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Fucking pisses me off people are so disorganized though, it took me over 3 minutes to find the elevator keys what kind of piece of shit doesn't put keys back once they're done. Shit was an emergency and i needed those keys NOW not 3 minutes from now. Stupid fucking idiots

 

[Mac Jesus]

Butcher was the one who put the elevator keys in the wrong spot.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

"oh im sorry you waited so long that your kid started crying and your wife almost went into an anxiety attack, you see someone tookthe elevator keys from the lockbox and left them in the desk in a pile of 20 other keys and sone paperclips and thumb tacks cause they didn't want to walk 8 feet and put them in the #3 slot under "elevator keys" "

 

[Nuttkase]

You have to lock off the elevator? You guys use Kone?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

You have to lock off the elevator? You guys use Kone?

It was stuck i had to recall it to the lobby

 

[Nuttkase]

I was talking to the Kone dude fixing one of our escalators awhile back and he was down in the platform part up top and was kinda pointing out and showing me how all the shit works. Was pretty cool. Asked him if he's seen some gnarly shit and he said a few digits a year, mostly toes, sometimes fingers, almost always kids.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

You have to lock off the elevator? You guys use Kone?

Otis

 

[Nuttkase]

It was stuck i had to recall it to the lobby

Gotcha but pretty sure if it dropped four stories you should probably lock it off and call for an inspector to come out lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Gotcha but pretty sure if it dropped four stories you should probably lock it off and call for an inspector to come out lol

Already did within 5 minutes of it happening

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Would've been within two minutes if it wasn't for mouth breathers

 

[Nuttkase]

We had this huge woman in a motorized scooter accidently reverse, like literally a foot, instead of going forward and she hit the wall so hard, and cause she was so fat, somehow caused the elevator to sink down past the first floor (which luckily she was on and not the 3rd floor which is probably actually really about 6-7 stories high) and she couldn't get out so the fire department had to come hoist her out with something that looked like they should have on the side of a rescue helicopter. I wasn't there for that but we watched it on the security cameras it was all pretty amusing.