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BUTCHER 206

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I stopped taking shit like prilosec and zantac a couple years ago. Was going through bottle after bottle and long time use ends up fucking you up even more.

I need to fuck with probiotics and eat clean 100% of the time lol will probably be as simple as that, but I'm a fat fuck that will eat clean for a meal or two and then go get pizza or chinese food.
How were you taking it? Supposed to just take the box like 1 daily for two weeks or whatever then quit, but yeah it's definitely like a brute force method of treatment that has long term consequences like you said

Well if you end up doing some probiotics research and find out what's best let me know i want some too lol. Tried a few different times to find a good one then id see reviews and thibk it might be worthless like theres some you have to refrigerate and all this shit, i dunno i always just forgot about it before i committed to some
 

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Have you tried that test to see if it might actually be the opposite? By eating a table spoon of apple cider vinegar? I did that once when i thought i had heartburn and it was like instant immediate relief like i could feel the soothing effects immediately. It's only worked that one time though usually it is actually too much acid


Also over chewing your food into mush helps do you tend to eat quickly?
 

BUTCHER 206

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Is this real life? Sitting here talking about stomach acid issues? lol fuck

Next thing you know I'll be bringing up the weather for small talk.

Old man status official
I bring up the weather like a minimum of 3 times a day, and the second i start doing it im like "damnit im doing it again" lol
 
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I bring up the weather like a minimum of 3 times a day, and the second i start doing it im like "damnit im doing it again" lol
That's one of the things I'm regretting about letting my dad move in to this house lol

Dude doesn't shut the fuck up about the weather. Even before he moved here he would call me on the phone and the first thing dude would talk about is the fucking weather lol

Now any time I make an appearance downstairs to grab a drink or something I gotta get sucked in to a 5 minute conversation about random weather that isn't even here. I'll grab a drink and next thing you know I hear "The weather in Wyoming is getting pretty bad right now, they say it's gonna be a few inches of snow blah blah blah". I just think to myself like "brruuuuuuh why the fuck do you think I give a fuck about Wyoming weather?" lol

But I don't really know this dude all that well yet, so I would feel like a dick telling him to shut up about the weather lol
 
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Buy a broken hearing aid for cheap and when they start talking do that weird moan howl that totally deaf people do and look all confused.
That's always my excuse when i don't hear something right from a random person and im just like "Yes" "Huh? I asked what type of cheese you wanted" raise the volume of my voice to a ridiculous level "OH. PEPPERJACK, SORRY IM PARTIALLY DEAF I GOT INTO A BAD CAR ACCIDENT THAT FUCKED ME UP FAM I DIDN'T HEAR YOU"