I think the funniest nickname at my school was this chick people called Cow Titties because her tits were like these straight up udders man they were huge and sloped outwards. She was actually decently hot and a pretty popular preppy type chick and one time she got in an argument with some dude and he threw his milk container at her and started mooing then she didn't go to school for like a month I think she had some sort of mental break down from it kids are crazy man.