Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Nuttkase]

When I was going to the company website I was all like "Nah why would a water cooler company have or even need a Twitter account?" but then there it was.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

lol

 

[Nuttkase]

Jokes on them because I butchered the word temperature right there. Who is the dummy now?

 

[Nuttkase]

I hope they mock me "@Cory_Drinksalot Faggot you can't even spell!" that would be great.

 

[Nuttkase]

Happy birthday @InfamousICON last year of your early 30s soon you'll be dead.

 

[Nuttkase]

Like not literally soon but in the overall grand scheme of things soon.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Ordered that mct oil on Thursday with two day prime shipping then when i saw estimated delivery for Thursday aka taking a whole week i was like fuck that, tried to cancel it with the "Item would not be delivered on time" option but they processed and shipped it anyway, goddamnit amazon

 

[Nuttkase]

Our life span in comparison with how old the earth is probably is like 1/10000000th of a second whoa that's trippy I'm really high gonna freak myself thinking like that man gonna stop now.

 

[Nuttkase]

One time my friend in high school was upset about some stupid shit that embarrassed her I don't even remember what and she was looking to me to comfort her or something (not in a give me the dick type way but that happened a year later anyways) and I was just like who gives a fuck everyone who knows about this shit will be dead in like 100 years anyways it's not gonna matter. Then she cried even more.

 

[Nuttkase]

She was kinda gothic I thought she'd find solace in that but I guess not.

 

[Mac Jesus]

Ordered that mct oil on Thursday with two day prime shipping then when i saw estimated delivery for Thursday aka taking a whole week i was like fuck that, tried to cancel it with the "Item would not be delivered on time" option but they processed and shipped it anyway, goddamnit amazon

why do you want that stuff. it's basically just coconut oil.

 

[Nuttkase]

I actually use that train of thought like hey nothing I can do is probably embarrassing or dumb enough that people outside of my general life span are ever gonna know it happened so whatever. Imagine doing some stupid shit that straight went down in history, that gotta suck.

 

[Nuttkase]

Then again when you're dead you aren't gonna know it even happened, or you even happened, so did it really happen then? Hmmm.

 

[Mac Jesus]

I'm going to start carving all my embarrassing moments in stone, that way 1000 years from now maybe someone will find it and figure out what it says and everyone will know what I did.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Gothic girls are alright but why are like 98% of them fat lol

 

[Nuttkase]

I'm going to start carving all my embarrassing moments in stone, that way 1000 years from now maybe someone will find it and figure out what it says and everyone will know what I did.

 

[Nuttkase]

Gothic girls are alright but why are like 98% of them fat lol

Because the other 2% are like that anorexic chick you post sometimes so it evens it out.

 

[Nuttkase]

This chick was normal weight but she kinda had Wolverine hairstyle it was shaved on the sides and back then like longer on the top and she wore it down and not up like his was on both sides and it would hang down on the side of her face and it kinda made sorta spikes and sometimes kids would call her Wolverine. She was cool though.

 

[Mac Jesus]

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Man you know how some songs you love and it's like you wait the whole song for that kick ass favorite part. There's like 6 of those in this song it never gets old to me even though it's so basic and long