Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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The kettlebells are going to save the day. I have no excuse not to burn weight anymore lol. I already have them and I found some dope kettlebell workouts for free on youtube. Even if I can't make it to the gym on certain days I got the kettlebells.
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i dont know why i went into fred meyer and bought like fucking $30 of sausage, what the hell man, im just on autopilot right now lol.
anyway got adells all natural cajun andoule sausage in the oven, and entire pack (640 cal) + 1 kroger hot italian sausage + 1 kroger beer bratwurst
got all kinds of chicken and turkey sausages in the fridge this all natural shit adds up quick, might as well just buy some cheap junk for this little mini trial run.
I'm also doing something else kind of extreme here with this keto thing.... I'm attempting aversion therapy in a weird way. Basically eat nothing but meat til its the absolute last thing i want, been craving meat way too much and cant seem to respect beans or anything else as a legitimate protein source, which half got me to being super fat in the first place lol. Need to instill some kind of aversion as stupid as that sounds
anyway got adells all natural cajun andoule sausage in the oven, and entire pack (640 cal) + 1 kroger hot italian sausage + 1 kroger beer bratwurst
got all kinds of chicken and turkey sausages in the fridge this all natural shit adds up quick, might as well just buy some cheap junk for this little mini trial run.
I'm also doing something else kind of extreme here with this keto thing.... I'm attempting aversion therapy in a weird way. Basically eat nothing but meat til its the absolute last thing i want, been craving meat way too much and cant seem to respect beans or anything else as a legitimate protein source, which half got me to being super fat in the first place lol. Need to instill some kind of aversion as stupid as that sounds
I was going consistently for several months while not smoking weed when i was younger, then one day smoked a huge blunt with someone and was like, "oh man, getting stoned and doing nothing is like, waaaay better i missed this so much" never went back lol
maybe i could get a hypnotist to trick me into thinking weed is the ultimate preworkout or something and ill die if i dont workout after getting stoned
maybe i could get a hypnotist to trick me into thinking weed is the ultimate preworkout or something and ill die if i dont workout after getting stoned
man... one of my friends growing up has his own house close-by, i should convince him to put a squat rack like a legitimate installed squat rack in his basement, legitimate bench... i hate his girlfriend / likely wife with a passion though and i never go over there, plus i hate kids and he has a kid now lol
his brother is huge now like 360ish if i guessed, he's also a software engineer and has been pretty fit before. should try some brutal fucked up tactics
"Goddamn you fat fuck, remember when you had a 6 pack? Take some of that goddamned $500k or whatever you have saved up, put some damned equipment in this basement, and quit being a faggot"
"Goddamn you fat fuck, remember when you had a 6 pack? Take some of that goddamned $500k or whatever you have saved up, put some damned equipment in this basement, and quit being a faggot"
"you're going to die at this rate before you ever use that money, i care about you man, we can do this together we can motivate each other" "Also i need a whole new wardrobe im trying to pull 10/10's let me have $10,000 for free you make that in like a month and you probably spend like $1000 total a month you weirdo"
I just need to stop being a lazy fuck and take the 2 mile drive. My gym is open 24 hours too, so I can go whenever.
$20 a month ain't shit for a good gym. They got deep tissue massage chairs and massage water tables too lol
$20 a month ain't shit for a good gym. They got deep tissue massage chairs and massage water tables too lol
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