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BUTCHER 206

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Make her your wife. Lawyers are rich. You can be a stay at home dad.
I just pictured our lives together for like ten minutes while creeping various social media and linkedin's etc, realized she's married and working at her husband's firm lol, my dreams were crushed. Forever alone again. Tired of working this forever alone angle
 

BUTCHER 206

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Was about to smoke some gorilla glue then was like "nah this shit reeks way too much... Something feels 'off' too better wait"

Sure enough get a call from this dude on the hoa board with a dead garage clicker needs let in the garage, then a group of older residents saying goodbyes to guests at the parking where i would havr been moving my car to. Basically would've had to step out of the car in a cloud of rank loud weed smoke you can immediately smell from like 20 feet away in front of all those ppl had i not developed spidey senses about this shit over the years
 

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What's up Mac Jesus @Mac Jesus ? How are things going? Just biding time til your summer stuff starts back up? Make any progress on your dissertation or thesis or whatever it was?
I find myself staying up late each night working on spatial statistics and writing a lot. My thesis is looking to be in the 200-300 pages mark. It's frustrating at times but cool at others. Some days I go hard at writing and others I'm like fuck it, lets get high and or drunk and just forget about it.

I'm looking forward to summer time. I got a few opportunities for work. I don't know if I want to take them or just go hard and make sure I finish sooner, then I will have a full-time job and can say fuck this seasonal shit.

How are you man?
 
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BUTCHER 206

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Thinking about future events where ill be forced to interact with people and im dreading all of them tbh. I need to get my haircut within the week that's not too bad ill go to this Korean lady that cuts a lot of black dudes hair so i can get a proper fade / lineup and have it done with that proper attention to detail while talking seahawks and retail weed.

Then i got to get a dentist cleaning in April im really not looking forward to questions about my weight loss or any congratulations or anything... I'm thinking about wearing like 4 layers of clothes but I'm sure they'll still notice i mean ive lost a significant amount of weight these past 6mos.

Family stuff im obligated to take part in in August broke out into a sweat thinking about it
 

BUTCHER 206

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"Whoa man! Whoooa you been in the gym huh? I can tell"

"Well actually no... No gym, at all. No exercise period. "

" Oh... So like dieting and stuff? Did you go vegetarian or something? "

" Well not really. I still eat fast food like 5 times a week, just as long as it's less than my 1500 /day limit it doesn't matter what i eat. I ate nothing but pizza and chocolate the other day for example "

" Oh... Well uh... Keep up the good work i guess" that guys smoking crack probably